Birthday: 08/06
I am a rockaholic, firm believer in animal rights, Catholic, girl, artist, and poet.
I am now telling the machine exactly what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.
You bought a used lion??
I don't want to cuss in front of Korean Elvis, but what the bleep are you doing, dude!?
Claire, that's disgusting.
Computer says no.
It's curtains for you, Doctor.. Big, lacy, gently wafting curtains.
It was only a shoe.
Paint?
He also doesn't know what "lol" means.
It's an omen, a higher power telling us through bunnies that we're all gonna die.
And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for, anyway?
Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.
I'M HUNGRY!!!
It's another miracle!
"That's my wife." "How long have you been in this country?" "Four days." "Nice work."
I've seen The Excorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times and it keeps getting funnier every time I see it!
Huh.. Radio. What's up with that radio?
Your right hand comes off?
Where's my wife?
That's not a bird, stupid!
Wowie-gee, a voice north from here! Let's go investigate.
I can do a great impression of a hot dog.
"Grandpa?" "No, it's me." "Grandpa."
That's a good plaaaan.
A little dry, but good.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! Git back in yer cell!
**** you, that's not even a real color!
What you're about to see may disturb you.
'Eeeere, fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy.
Barney, you can double your earnings if you can find the jelly bean.
Oh, TMI. Too many informations.
Everybody in this family needs to just calm down and eat some fruit or something.
FUN WITH WORDS:
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