"Look at me... I'm a dairy farmer from Miss'ssipi."
"That's just bad writing, you know what to do... so just do it.... no..more..bad..writing."
Mort Raineys is a famous author whos life came tumbling down when he caught his wife cheating, he moved to the lake house and stopped taking care of himself, he has horrible writer's block and now to make things worse a psychotic hick is accusing him of plagiarism. *i know the robe isnt right but its the closest possible to his.*