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    Harmonie & Maniac
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    Maniac stood still, mail clutched in one fist, eyes fixed on the twitching begonia garden. The reek of decay that always clung to the lopsided building was stronger than ever. Something awful was lurking in that tangle of foliage, the source of that rotten smell.<br />
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    A thick, guttural voice rose from the unruly grouping of weeds. “Why hello hello, what’s a strapping young man like you doing out here all alone?” whispered the beast.<br />
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    He could muster no more than a terrified mewling as he watched a dirt smeared woman crawl from the bushes… Her face twisted into a horrifying leer. “A D-d-d-delivery.” he managed to mumble.<br />
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    “OH GOD, I LOVE DELIVERIES,” screeched the purple haired banshee woman as she lunged for the package.<br />
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    “DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?” she cackled, “DO YOU?” The woman shook the box above her head like a maraca from hell. Thick, tan fluids began to ooze out as she shouted, “GREASE! GREASE FROM THE BACON OF BABY HOGS!”<br />
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    The woman tore through its feeble cardboard casing, drenching them both in a shower of spoiled pig juice. <br />
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    Mouth hanging open, Maniac cursed himself for not bringing his chainsaw.<br />
    The one day.<br />
    The one day without his saw, and he’s accosted by a mud covered psycho rolling in a puddle of grease while muttering “Those French perfumers can kiss my ass.”<br />
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    Splashing some of the putrid mess behind her ears, the woman looked up, “Oh my, I’ve gotten you all a mess haven’t I?” she laughed. “I haven’t even introduced myself. Harmonie, at your service.” She extended her hand as though to shake his, but instead dug her fingers into his hair and began dragging him up the driveway. “I’ll call you Florence #675. I call everything I like Florence, and believe me, I like you.”
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    ~ART DONE BY: JIMMIE VON JAMS~<br />
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