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ROBERT PATTINSON IS AN EFFING FAGGOT STOP ASSUMING I LIKE HIM BECAUSE I LIKE TWILIGHT.<br />
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HURHUR I'M REALLY COOL.<br />
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If you ask me where I live, I'll tell you a blatant lie. K? I ride horses. Dressage sucks. I do fun stuff like unnofficial gaming. woohoo. I like things like popcorn and Emily's fruit punch and I don't have a hamster. I wish I had a pony named SNOWFLAAAAAKE. Just kidding, that's a faggot name. I listen to music and I am a total metalhead (which means that I play the flute). I have never had a boyfriend and I can probably blow bigger bubblegum bubbles than you. I DON'T DO DRUGS but I have a few friends who snort Nesquik's (TYLER). My date for the next school dance is the super sexy stud Sierra. I (will) drive a hotrod (60s chevy pickup HARHAR). I love my friends to death and we always stick up for each other. I have family members who teach gangsta moves to toddlers (ADAM). If I don't know you and you read this far than I already think you're a stalker. Change my mind before I chop you up into little pieces and feed you to the starving children in Africa.<br />
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I CHANGED MY MIND I LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS NOW KTHANKS.<br />
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I <3 Edward Cullen's Dad<br />
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