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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~<br />
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br />
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.<br />
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.<br />
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.<br />
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.<br />
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.<br />
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.<br />
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.<br />
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.<br />
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.<br />
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"<br />
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"<br />
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!<br />
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" comment on my pro if you laughed... Or if you are planning to do any of these things<br />
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