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  • Artist Info: Here's sum advice for you stupid people, who somehow got a spouse<br />
    When she walks away from you mad User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Follow her]<br />
    -When she stares at your lips User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Kiss her]<br />
    -When she pushes you or hits you User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Grab her and don't let go]<br />
    -When she starts cursing at you User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Kiss her and tell her you love her]<br />
    - When she walks away from you mad User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Follow her]<br />
    -When she stares at your lips User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Kiss her]<br />
    -When she pushes you or hits you User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Grab her and don't let go]<br />
    -When she starts cursing at you User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Kiss her and tell her you love her]<br />
    -When she's quiet User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Ask her what's wrong]<br />
    -When she ignores you User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Give her your attention]<br />
    -When she pulls away User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Pull her back]<br />
    -When you see her at her worst User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Tell her she's beautiful]<br />
    -When you see her start crying User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Just hold her and don't say a word]<br />
    -When you see her walking User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Sneak up and hug her waist from behind]<br />
    -When she's scared User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Protect her]<br />
    -When she lays her head on your shoulder User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Tilt her head up and tell her you love her]<br />
    -When she steals your favorite hat User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]<br />
    -When she teases you = [Tease her back and make her laugh]<br />
    -When she doesn't answer for a long time User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [reassure her that everything is okay]<br />
    -When she looks at you with doubt User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Back yourself up with the TRUTH]<br />
    -When she says that she loves you User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [she really does more than you could understand]<br />
    -When she grabs at your hands User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [Hold her's and play with her fingers]<br />
    -When she bumps into you User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [bump into her back and make her laugh]<br />
    -When she tells you a secret User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [keep it safe and untold]<br />
    -When she looks at you in your eyes User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [don't look away until she does]<br />
    -WHEN SHE MISSES YOU User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [SHES HURTING INSIDE]<br />
    -When you break her heart User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [the pain NEVER really goes away]<br />
    -When she says its over User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [she STILL wants you to be hers]<br />
    -When she reposts this bulletin User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. [she wants you to read it]<br />
    -DON'T let her have the last word<br />
    -NEVER call her hot when she's mad<br />
    -Pretty and beautiful is SO much better<br />
    -Say you love her more than she could ever love you<br />
    - Argue that she is the best girl ever and that she is prettier than any other girl<br />
    -When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go<br />
    -When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her<br />
    -Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you<br />
    -Stay up with her until 12:00am on her birthday and tell her you love her<br />
    -Treat her like she's all that matters to you<br />
    -Tease her and let her tease you back<br />
    -Stay up all night with her when she's sick or sad<br />
    -Give her the world<br />
    -Let her wear your clothes (omfg soo important!!)<br />
    -When she's bored and sad, hang out with her/him<br />
    -Let her know she's important<br />
    -Never lie<br />
    -Talk about yourself when she ISN'T paying attention<br />
    -Talk about only what she likes, or how your day was when she IS paying attention<br />
    -Answer ALL her questions<br />
    -Do what she/he likes FIRST, then what YOU like<br />
    -Never spoil her TOO much or she will realize your desperate, even if you're not<br />
    -Sing AT her, not IN FRONT of her<br />
    -If you sing, sing something YOU can sing, or her favorite song so that if you suck at it, you'll get points for effort<br />
    -Always agree<br />
    -Keep yourself as she first met you, that's the person she/he want's<br />
    -Always say that her parents are stupid when she is mad at them, but be nice to their face<br />
    -Never fart at the bad times, only when you're both joking and laughing<br />
    -Never make fun of her fashion ESPECIALLY on bad days<br />
    -Always cook what she likes, but ask what she's allergic to a week before<br />
    -Know her size in EVERYTHING (good for gifting and saying "OH! but you look like a ______ (put size smaller if she likes that area to be smaller, put size bigger if she wants that area to look bigger) "
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