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  • Artist Info: EL OF OU <---- mad gab <br />
    " Dawn Biafra Eight Duff Deed Arc"<br />
    .... give up?<br />
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    Call me Athena or Eros<br />
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    FRom up North <br />
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    fav quote :"Everybody is somebody else's weirdo." Have no idea who wrote that but i love it lol<br />
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    oh n im very friendly soo i dont mind random adds i usually accept unless your a weird pervert. so dont be shy add i dont bite lol<br />
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    hmmm ...don't know what else to write so heres something you can do if you have nothing better to do then lurk profiles . FIll in the message and post it on my wall, i always thought these messages were gooofy smile <br />
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    Choose the correct answer, and fill in the blanks in the<br />
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    message at the bottom.<br />
    1. What's the colour of your shirt?<br />
    Blue - Our romance is over<br />
    Red - Our affair is over<br />
    White – I’m joining the Convent<br />
    Black - I dislike your eyelashes<br />
    Green - Our socks don't match<br />
    Grey - You're a pervert<br />
    Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy<br />
    Pink - Your nostrils are insulting<br />
    Brown - The mafia wants you<br />
    No shirt - You're mean<br />
    Other - I'm in love with your cat<br />
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    2. Which is your birth month?<br />
    January - That night you picked your nose<br />
    February - Last year when you peed your pants<br />
    March - When your dwarf bit me<br />
    April - When I tripped on peanut butter<br />
    May - When I threw up in your sock drawer<br />
    June - When you put cuffs on me<br />
    July – When you smacked my ass<br />
    August - When I saw the purple monkey<br />
    September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub<br />
    October - When I quoted Forest Gump<br />
    November - When your dog humped my leg<br />
    December - When I finally changed my underwear<br />
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    3. Which food do you prefer?<br />
    Tacos - In your apartment<br />
    Lasagna- In your car<br />
    Pasta - Outside of your office<br />
    Hamburgers - Under the bus<br />
    Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner<br />
    Chicken - In your closet<br />
    Kebab - With Jean Chrétien<br />
    Fish - In a clown suit<br />
    Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert<br />
    Pizza - At the mental hospital<br />
    Hot dog - Under a street light<br />
    Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper<br />
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    4. What's the colour of your socks?<br />
    Yellow - Hit on<br />
    Red - Insult<br />
    Black - Ignore<br />
    Blue - Knock out<br />
    Purple - Pour syrup on<br />
    White - Carve your initials into<br />
    Grey - Pull the clothes off<br />
    Brown - Put whipped cream on<br />
    Orange - Castrate<br />
    Pink - Pull the pants off of<br />
    Barefoot - Sit on<br />
    Other - Drive over<br />
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    5. What's the colour of your underwear?<br />
    Black - My boyfriend<br />
    White - My father<br />
    Grey – The Catholic Priest<br />
    Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection<br />
    Purple - My corned beef hash<br />
    Red – My knee caps<br />
    Blue - My salt-beef bucket<br />
    Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana<br />
    Orange - My uterus<br />
    Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie<br />
    None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude<br />
    Other - The elephant in the corner<br />
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    6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?<br />
    Scrubs; Man<br />
    O.C.; Emotional<br />
    One Tree Hill; Open<br />
    Heroes; Frostbitten<br />
    Lost; High<br />
    House; Sly<br />
    Simpsons; Cowardly<br />
    The news; Scarred<br />
    Idol; Masochistic<br />
    Family Guy; Senile<br />
    Top Model; Middle-class<br />
    Annat; Ashamed<br />
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    7. Your mood right now?<br />
    Happy - How awful you are<br />
    Sad - How boring you are<br />
    Bored - That Santa doesn't exist<br />
    Angry - That your smell makes me vomit<br />
    Depressed – That we’re related<br />
    Excited - That I may pee my pants<br />
    Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you<br />
    Worried - That your Ford sucks<br />
    Apathetic - That you need a sex-change<br />
    Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes<br />
    Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men<br />
    Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbass<br />
    Other - That your driving sucks<br />
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    8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?<br />
    White - Your toe ring<br />
    Yellow - Your love letters to me<br />
    Red - Your Elton John poster<br />
    Black - Your pet rock<br />
    Blue - The couch cushions<br />
    Green - The pictures from Vegas<br />
    Orange - Your false teeth<br />
    Brown - Your nose hair clippers<br />
    Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear<br />
    Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket<br />
    Pink - The cut toenails<br />
    Other - Your collection of ear wax<br />
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    9. The first letter of your first name?<br />
    A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it<br />
    C/D - The oil tank from your car<br />
    E/F - Your neighbour’s dog and fish<br />
    G/H - My virginity and your boxers<br />
    I/J - The results of that blood-sample<br />
    K/L - Your left ear and right shoe<br />
    M/N - Your suicide note and virginity<br />
    O/P - My common sense<br />
    Q/R - Your mom<br />
    S/T - Your collection of butterflies<br />
    U/V - Your criminal record<br />
    W/X – Your glass eye<br />
    Y/Z - Your credit cards<br />
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    10. The last letter in your last name?<br />
    A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises<br />
    C/D - Never will forget that night<br />
    E/F - Always wanted to break your legs<br />
    G/H – Hate your cooking<br />
    I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly<br />
    K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard<br />
    M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching<br />
    O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole<br />
    Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks<br />
    S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet<br />
    U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart<br />
    W/X - Haven’t showered in a month<br />
    Y/Z – Am better off without you<br />
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    11. What do you prefer to drink?<br />
    Wine- Our friendship is ruined<br />
    Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon<br />
    Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo<br />
    Milk - The apartment building is on fire<br />
    Water – I'm scratching my ass as you read this<br />
    Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice<br />
    Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war<br />
    Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked<br />
    Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird<br />
    Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey<br />
    Beer – Thanks for the cocaine<br />
    Other – you should stop picking your nose<br />
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    12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?<br />
    Thailand – Warm tingly sensations<br />
    Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change<br />
    France - Love always<br />
    Spain - Go drown yourself<br />
    China – You make me sick<br />
    Germany – Please don’t hurt me<br />
    Japan - Go milk a cow<br />
    Greece - Your everlasting enemy<br />
    USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard<br />
    Egypt – Kiss my butt<br />
    England– With tears of sadness<br />
    italy- suck my balls<br />
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    NOW ITS YOUR TURN!<br />
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    Dear (_friend_),<br />
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    I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_).<br />
    I'm sure you're (_6_) enough to understand (_7_).<br />
    I'm returning (_8_) to you, but I'll keep (_9_) as a memory.<br />
    You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).<br />
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    (_12)<br />
    your name
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