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  • Artist Info: Something from Dysan.net....You Should Visit....<br />
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    Dysan.net<br />
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    1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. <br />
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    2. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. <br />
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    3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. <br />
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    4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. <br />
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    5. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. <br />
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    6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. <br />
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    7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. <br />
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    8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. <br />
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    9. Honk if you love peace and quiet. <br />
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    10. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular? <br />
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    11. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. <br />
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    12. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living. <br />
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    13. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. <br />
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    14. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. <br />
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    15. You can't have everything, where would you put it? <br />
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    16. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. <br />
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    17. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. <br />
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    18. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. <br />
    Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. <br />
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    19. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. <br />
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    20. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. <br />
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    21. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. <br />
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    22. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. <br />
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    23. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. <br />
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    24. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.<br />
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    Craig Marckwardt
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