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  • Artist Info: Wow, I've changed a lot since 2008 c_c! Anywho, Hi! This is the up-to-date version of my profile as of 2010/2011! My name is Garrisen Nelsen, I have been living in the Milky Way for seventeen years...yes to all you smart people out there that means I am seventeen years old. I'm a HUGE UFO and conspiracy nut. I'd say my favorite conspiracy is the Jfk assassination. I love to write science fiction and alternate history. One of my favorite things is...Deutsch M├Ądchen! For those who don't speak German, that means GERMAN GIRLS! I have no idea why but I think that the hottest girls in the world are from Germany. I don't have a gf at the moment, though there is an amazing woman that I'd love to have in my life. I still rp, yes. Do I still hate noobs? Yes, but noobs need love too. Do I want to join the marines still? No. I want to become a writer. Do I still like the alien & U.F.O phenomena? Of course I do! Tanks are still cool too. And, that's all...for now.<br />
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    1.Apple juice or orange juice? Apple juice...yep! <br />
    2.Are you a morning or night person? I'd say I'm much more of a night person. <br />
    3.Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods? Salty <br />
    4.Ninjas or pirates? Pirates! <br />
    5.Ninjas vs pirates, discuss. Duh! Kiera Knightley! <br />
    6.Autobots or Decepticons? Autobots. <br />
    7.What was your favorite childhood television program? Ah...hmm, let's see. Dbz. <br />
    8.Are you a collector of anything? Music, if you count that. <br />
    9.If you could be any animal, what would you be? I'd be a Gorrila, certainly. <br />
    10.If you could have any superpower, what would it be? I'd read minds <br />
    11.What is usually your first thought when you wake up? No thoughts, just mumbles <br />
    12.What do you usually think about right before falling asleep? I don't, it'd affect my dreams <br />
    13.What's your favorite color? Sapphire <br />
    14.What's your favorite animal? I don't have one <br />
    15.Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? Well, obviously. I believe in both <br />
    16.Do you believe in ghosts? There has to be something out there, you know. <br />
    17.Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)? Video game: Call of duty, without a doubt.<br />
    18.You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on? Probably a very fine hooker, money can't buy me love! <br />
    19.Have any bad habits? Of course, who doesn't? <br />
    20.Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy? The random tapping of my foot <br />
    21.List 3 of your best personality traits: Pass. <br />
    22.List 3 of your worst personality traits: Pass. <br />
    23.Have any celebrity crushes? Oh yeah, you bet. Leah Dizon...we will make fine babies one day <br />
    24.List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself: My weight <br />
    25.Any tattoos or piercings? Nope, don't plan on it either <br />
    26.What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? Sadly, the breasts <br />
    27.What personality traits do you look for in a partner? Similar to mine. <br />
    28.What personality traits do you dislike in other people? Arrogance and egotism <br />
    29.Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years? No, I don't see it personally, unless I move to Canada myself or something. <br />
    30.Are you mostly a clean or messy person? I'm a clean person, for the most part. <br />
    31.If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Germany <br />
    32.If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go? Canada <br />
    33.List 5 goals on your life's to-do list: Pass <br />
    34.Name 1 regret you have: Pass <br />
    35.Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid: I miss Melissa <br />
    36.Name 1 thing you love about being an adult: Not an adult yet <br />
    37.What's your favorite song of the moment? Too many too list <br />
    38.What's your favorite song of all time? Back in the U.S.S.R <br />
    39.What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? Nothing <br />
    40.What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon? Nothing <br />
    41.Have any hidden talents? Not that I know of <br />
    42.You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal? Hmm...Leah Dizon ;D...No canniblalism...y'all know what I mean ;3 <br />
    43.What would be your dream job? Writer,drummer,cellist <br />
    44.Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love? True love because money can't buy me love<br />
    45.If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be? That I knew what she was thinking, she'd be the only girl I'd love, three more wishes, I was thin, and I'd meet her ideals <br />
    46.Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why? You know <br />
    47.Name 1 thing not many people know about you: I'm intelligent <br />
    48.If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? Toviach <br />
    49.Do you believe in the afterlife? Yes. <br />
    50.On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies? What the fuck does abortion have to do with cookies?!
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