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  • Artist Info: ╔═╗I'M THE<br />
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    This is me!<br />
    Full Name: Zachariasz Jyshawn Sameer Rohan<br />
    Nicknames: Zee, Zaco, Zacy, Zac attack!<br />
    Birthday: 4 March 1992<br />
    Place of Birth: Scotland, UK<br />
    Zodiac Sign: pieces<br />
    Male or female: Male<br />
    Hair Colour: Brown<br />
    Hair Length: Just below my shoulder<br />
    Eye colour: Green<br />
    Braces? NOPE..NEVA<br />
    Glasses? NOPE<br />
    Piercings: one.. my ear<br />
    First Award: best under 16 rugby full back!!<br />
    First Sport You Joined: rugby<br />
    First pet: A cat<br />
    First Concert: simple plan!<br />
    First Real Love: My Cat!<br />
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    ☆ . . . .…PARTY : Like A Rockstar!<br />
    ☆ . . . . LIVE : Like A Moviestar!<br />
    ☆ . . . .PLAY : Like An Allstar!<br />
    ☆ . . . .FUCK : Like A Pornstar!<br />
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    _♥_♥___♥_♥_ ρυт тнiՏ <br />
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    A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He’s laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, “What in the world was that?”<br />
    He replies, “Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing.”<br />
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    She thinks to herself, “I’m gonna fix him.” Then she lets one loose.<br />
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    He yells at her, “What was that?”<br />
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    She replies “Touchdown, tie score.”<br />
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    Now he thinks, “I’m gonna fix her.” He’s laying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed.<br />
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    The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?”<br />
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    He replied, “Half time, switch sides.”<br />
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