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Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.<br />
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Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.<br />
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Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.<br />
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Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.<br />
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Only in America .........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.<br />
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Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.<br />
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EVER WONDER ... <br />
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens <br />
our skin?<br />
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?<br />
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?<br />
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?<br />
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?<br />
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?<br />
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?<br />
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?<br />
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?<br />
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?<br />
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?<br />
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!<br />
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?<br />
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?<br />
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?<br />
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? - Avg. rating:
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this shows that
abortion is one
of the biggest
things in our
country we have
to stop. (next
to taxes - Abortion
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sometimes.....
i really do
feel this way.
sometimes
i'm yelled
at for no
reason, or
i'm blamed
for s - Screaming in ...
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this poem shows
that there are
people out
there that are
evil. STAY AWAY
FROM THEM!!
THEY'LL
EAT YOU - I only wish
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i was so sick
and tired of
the boys that
ask you out,
then leave u
there.
don't even
pm you or anyth - Played
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if someone
loves you, they
should be
willing to die
for you, and
you for them.
that's
what love shou - Even If
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this is showing
how we need
more time in a
day. we just
can't fit
everything. - Times almost out
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