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  • Artist Info: I am Master Ulthar! Let no man kill a cat!<br />
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    [That is a reference to a story by H.P. Lovecraft. Read it.]<br />
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    Okay, I lied. My name's Emily. But if your name was Emily, would you use it? Most of my friends call me by my last name (or at least they used to before I moved), because I have mild major gender issues and it seems to fit. I won't say you can't get it out of me, because if you asked I'd probably just tell you.<br />
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    I am incredibly naive. I assume that people are always too far away, weak, disinterested, or stupid to do anything to me. So it's a cynical sort of naiviey, but naivety nonetheless.<br />
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    I just moved to southern California from Pennsylvania and am a senior in high school. College scares me. I'd say more, but this is all I think is safe. It amuses me to put personal information online and watch as absolutely no one cares, but it amuses my parents much less.<br />
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    Alright. "About Me." What do you want to know? I think I'm a Goth and I have very long nails and I play the oboe and the flute and the recorder and I wish I played guitar but my mom won't buy me lessons.<br />
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    I love music. As I said, I play a bunch of stuff. Plus I sing. I like baroque music and romantic but Mozart must die and I think harpsichord is sexy. Most of the modern music I like isn't exactly modern; I like the old Genesis and the old Pink Floyd and all Jethro Tull except Catfish Rising...sort of. Maybe I like Catfish Rising more than I think...You don't care. And Frank Zappa is my hero! But I like Voltaire and The Decemberists and...stuff. I like lots of music, but nothing you would know to look at me. I like Art Rock. Art Rock is defined as the musical genre that lets all its fans feel superior to everybody else because the musicians went to college and/or are geniuses. As I said, Frank Zappa is my hero.<br />
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    Anime? Yes, of course anime. Manga, mostly, because I like to have it on the couch and I don't have a laptop. I'm also obsessed with cosplay. Maybe more than I am with anime, because I went to a convention before I was really a total otaku. Obsessed, but incompetent. My total cosplay history is a totally epic Road Kamelot assembled the day of Tekkoshocon '08 from other people's clothes and Mello. Mello is fun. I got a fangirl.<br />
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    I also love Cthulhu. Cthulhu ftagn! Ia ia! Cosplayers and cultists are the only people entitled to stalk me. Come find me, and we can burn things and chant.<br />
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    Oh, and lolitas can stalk me too. Because that would be amusing. Being stalked by lolitas. I like lolita. I like to make lolita clothes and foist them off on other people because, remember, I have minor gender issues. I'm trying to put together a kodona outit, though. Then I just might get stalked by lolitas...not nearly enough kodonas to go 'round, I hear...<br />
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    And now steampunks as well. Because I would like to be a steampunk, I just don't have enough cogs. Where can I find cogs?!?<br />
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    Sometimes I wish I had a religion...<br />
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    I like Maine. I like snow. I like hiking. I like shiny things, and swords. SWORD!!!
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