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  • Artist Info: Gin Jager is my drink of the moment. <br />
    I love heavy rock and rappers with dirty lyrics. <br />
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    Who I Be:<br />
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    I likes: To see babies smile, it brings me joy. <br />
    I likes: Playing with my boxer Rocky.<br />
    I likes: Watching my pomeranian Georgie hump things.<br />
    I likes: Bones, Buffy, Big Bang Theory.<br />
    I likes: Putting my hands where they don't belong.<br />
    I likes: When Holy Slayer talks dirty.<br />
    I likes: I Me Mine.<br />
    I likes: Alabama summa time heat, ain't nuthin like it.<br />
    I likes: Being tan, but not unnaturally thank you.<br />
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    I dislikes: Dogs who poop in their crates, bad Georgie.<br />
    I dislikes: Cellular devices with squishy keypads. <br />
    I dislikes: Watching scary movies/shows by myself.<br />
    I dislikes: Tanlines.<br />
    I dislikes: Winter in Alabama. I need heat to survive.<br />
    I dislikes: When my eyeballs burn.<br />
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    I misses: The G-ma, she was one cool lady.<br />
    I misses: My virginity<br />
    I misses: My big boobs, only sometimes though.<br />
    I misses: Not paying rent<br />
    I misses: Being able to openly love Nickelback, but they've just embarrassed themselves.<br />
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