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  • Artist Info: My name is Vanessa, 15, and live in my dreams. as you can see i love the band Gazette, i love all of them. and if you know me in real life you know im insane... most of the time, i also love Japan. one day i WILL (goes to corner and laughs a evil laugh.) <br />
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    And if you don't know Ruki is MINE !!!!!!!!! -----------------------------><br />
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    Name: Vanessa<br />
    Age: 15<br />
    Relationship: Taken biggrin <br />
    Favorite Snack:Yan Yan, Nori<br />
    Favorite Movie:Avatar, Alice in Wonderland<br />
    Favorite Game: Portal 2, Skyrim<br />
    Free time use:listening to Gazette, hanging out with Bf<br />
    Favorite Food:Asian, Mexican<br />
    Favorite Song: The Invisible Wall, Filth in the Beauty, Taion, COCKROACH, Maggots, Leach, Red<br />
    Hobbies:Shopping, LAX<br />
    Favorite Gaia item: My Inventory <br />
    Favorite animal: Wolf <br />
    Personality: Freaking Hyper, insane, Weird<br />
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    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.<br />
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    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?<br />
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    I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.<br />
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    Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.<br />
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    When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.<br />
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    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.<br />
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    Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.<br />
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    What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?<br />
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    How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?<br />
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    I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.<br />
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    Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain<br />
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    "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."<br />
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    He who laughs last didn't get it.<br />
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    After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."<br />
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    Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.<br />
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    If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.<br />
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    I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.<br />
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    What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.<br />
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    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.<br />
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    I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.<br />
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    Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!<br />
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    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.<br />
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    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.<br />
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    Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.<br />
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    You laugh because I'm different...........<br />
    I laugh cause I just farted!<br />
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    What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?<br />
    'Hold my purse.'
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