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    Literarily Unamused
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    Listening to: Le Portrait de Petit Cossette - Somewhere I Belong<br />
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    Playing: Persona 4 Arena<br />
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    Watching: Hyouka - 6<br />
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    Reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde    <br />
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    Updated: 6/12/13<br />
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    --> Do not confuse my username. It is 'literarily' as in pertaining to literature, not 'literally'. <-- <br />
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    Call me Lite.<br />
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    I act far older than I really am.<br />
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    I am an asexual aromantic. Look it up.<br />
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    I adore wit, charm, and chivalry. <br />
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    I am fluent in a dying language formally known as sarcasm.<br />
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    I want to learn how to play the piano.<br />
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    My goal is to have the mental capabilities equivilent to that of a genius by the end of my lifetime.<br />
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    My current favorite author is Vladimir Nabokov, and my favorite composer is Ludovico Einaudi.<br />
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    I would do anything to spend a day with Naoto Shirogane or Natural Harmonia Gropius.<br />
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    I plan on becoming a rich and powerful wizard that uses magic to cut human brains open. (Translation: I want to attend Oxford University in England to study neurology in hopes of one day becoming a sucessful Neurosurgeon.)<br />
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    Do not ask me a question unless you want a completely (if not brutally) honest answer. Prepare yourself, for I will not lie to you nor will I sugar-coat my words. <br />
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    Incorrect grammar and spelling irks me more than anything.<br />
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    Do not flirt with me unless you enjoy making a fool of yourself.<br />
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    If you really want to appeal to me I suggest first learning to read-- preferably, the wonderful piece of work collecting dust at the end of your bookshelf called a "Dictionary". <br />
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    Random friend requests shall be rejected without hesitation. If you wish to know me at least leave a comment or PM first. Do not just stalk me from the shadows (I know you are out there!). <br />
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    Seventy-five percent of literary works bore me to tears. Twenty percent make me want to shoot myself in the face. Five percent give me a reason to keep living. Please, if you are a writer at least try to be in the latter group. If not you are just killing off the handful of individuals in the world that actually have a rare characteristic called a sense of taste.<br />
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    I RP. But I am incredibly picky, terribly so. If you bore me I will drop you faster than hot coals.<br />
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    That is all.     <br />
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    Quote of the Day
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    “The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible.” <br />
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    - Vladimir Nabokov<br />
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    Currently Wanting:<br />
    Your soul.
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