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  • Artist Info: Hey this is Emily-Shay! I'm going to tell you a little bit about me. <br />
    Firtst of all, I don't consider myself a very interesting person (so sorry if i bore you). I was just recently baptized into he name of christ, our savior (april 13, 200 cool . i LOVE reading, singing, modeling, acting, knitting, drawing manga, writing, and playing video games (hey I'm a nerd and I'm pRoUd). I am a platinum blonde and my real birthday is March 9th... I screwed my info up BaD... <br />
    I am head over heels in LOVE with an amazing guy. He's such an adorable boy, I am totally lucky to have him! heart And if you try to hurt him or if you do end up hurting him, I will kick your butt so bad you will wish that you no longer had a body just so that I would stop hurting you. And I have bois. My bois will assist in any pain that I dish out. (Thank you TAYLOR!!!!!, kevin, jordan, dylan, jacob g, jacob k., darren, race, billy, santos, felipe, teddy, travis, jared, aaron, shawn ect ect)lol but I am a very social person who likes to have fun, I like to joke around and make friends so yupp.. smile I guess that's it for now... <br />
    i am owned by 2 pimps... lmfao, one girl one boy, (joint custody!!!) im hella firckin expensive so sorry loves wink <br />
    im kinda new so plz leave comments or whatevs!! biggrin <br />
    LITTLE JOHHNY:<br />
    Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' <br />
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    Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' <br />
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    Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .' <br />
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    thats all i pretty much want 2 say at this moment so i guess i'll check in l8r when some thing i say actually matters. emo <br />
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    Hello, this would be savannah leigh schillings, aka emilys bestfriend and pimp. smile this girl means the absoloute world to me, she was there when no one else cared. So if you hurt this girl you better hope to god I don't find you. I love this gorgeous girl and would not change her for a thing. . . .so stop judging her because chnces are your just jealouss. You should be.<br />
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