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  • Artist Info: I'm energetic, confident, easy going, and of course very easy to get along with....unless your a total ass. &gt;__&gt;<br />
    I love to RP as well and im not to bad at it either. I'm more of a para/multipara roleplayer.<br />
    Well....there's not much to tell. If you want to find out what I'm like, you'll just have to take the time to get to Know me. =D<br />
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    Amazingly simple Home Remedies. =D<br />
    1. If you are chocking on an ice cube, dont panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.<br />
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    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.<br />
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    3. You can avoid arguments with the wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.<br />
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    4. For those who suffer from height blood pressure: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.<br />
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    5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.<br />
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    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of Laxatives. Than you will be to afraid to cough.<br />
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    7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.<br />
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    8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: In life, you only need two tools, WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape. <br />
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    9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.<br />
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    10. Never pass up an opportunity to use the bathroom.<br />
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