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Hey, hey, hey!<br />
No it's not Fat Albert. <br />
WRONG! <br />
It's a me, MARIO!<br />
Okies, that's wrong too but whatever. <br />
Really it's Oliviaa. <br />
But that doesn't beat a name as awesomely awesome as mario. <br />
or fat albert. <br />
But if I were him I wouldn't want people callin' <br />
me fat all the time. <br />
How disgraceeful. <br />
But if you can't beat em, join em, eh? <br />
NO. <br />
I'm not fat T^T <br />
*slaps* <br />
I can't believe you'd say such a thing. <br />
I mean I'm not eating all the time. <br />
*eats toast* <br />
O:<br />
U:<br />
V:<br />
T:<br />
|:<br />
Aw. ALL MY TOAST IS GONEEE!<br />
Okay, moving on. <br />
LIFEE IS A HIGHHWAYYY I WANNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LOOOONG!<br />
>.> <br />
And this is an about section? <br />
So you want to know abouut me? <br />
Stalling? <br />
Whose stalling? <br />
Define stallingg...<br />
<br />
Oh, and you think I'm stalling. <br />
NYA~!<br />
How dare you have the audacity <br />
to make such an accusation!<br />
T^T <br />
i hate my life~!<br />
just kidding!<br />
i love it. <br />
i have friends.<br />
(only on the internets) <br />
NUH-UH. <br />
i do have friends in real life. <br />
and besides people on the internet<br />
are REAL PEOPLE. <br />
no, you thought they were a fragment of<br />
my imagination eh? <br />
well. <br />
you, sir, have some issues. <br />
may i recommend my psychiatrist? <br />
<br />
>:U <br />
MY BIRTHDAY IS JANUARY 15TH NOT 14TH<br />
SCREEWWWW YOOOUUU GAIA!<br />
and and and<br />
I AM BATMAN. AND I DRIVE A BAT MOBILE. <br />
if you give me toast maybe i'll give you a ride, yes? <br />
<br />
oh em gosh. okay so srsly here is some about me shiz nizzle my homee<br />
well i don't really want to bore you with that actually. <br />
i mean who wants to know "about me?" <br />
<br />
you do? <br />
really!?!?<br />
get outta town man!<br />
well. <br />
i likee to talkk <br />
and i likee to be in drama class<br />
and i likee to be crazyy<br />
and i lovee brendon urie<br />
and i think boys are stupidd doodie heads<br />
and i thinkk that pudding is awesomee<br />
especially that vanillaa pudding. <br />
i had some today actuallyyy<br />
MMM MMM!!!<br />
<br />
AND DID YA KNOW I AM SUPER HYPER TODAYYYY!!! <br />
EEEEEEEEEEEE! <br />
<br />
"It's better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all" <br />
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG, THROW MYSELF OFF OF A MOUNTAIN, WRONG!<br />
<br />
Let's all commit a mass murder together. <br />
Because if you were raised right you would know that<br />
suicide is never the answer. <br />
<br />
homicide is. <br />
<br />
bwahahaha. <br />
GREAT SCOTT! <br />
WHERE IS MY PINEAPPLE!?! T^T <br />
EFFF MY LIFE MAN!<br />
<br />
i'mmmm coming up so you betterrr get this parttyyy starteed<br />
<br />
giiiirl, you be trippin. P!NK is so likkeee 2006. <br />
<br />
RAH RAH RAH AH AH ROH MAH ROM MAH MAH GA GA OH LA LA<br />
WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE. <br />
yes. i do quote lady gaga randomly. <br />
you have a problem with that, meh? <br />
<br />
good. <br />
suck it. <br />
fall in a fiery pit. <br />
and never attempt to climb out.<br />
or, i'll stand at the top and kick you back in. <br />
:3<br />
wow. that was pretty morbid. <br />
and i loved it. <br />
<br />
do you love me, as much as i love it? <br />
<br />
what?<br />
you don't <br />
MEEEHHHH!<br />
*PUSHES YOU INTO FIERY PIT* <br />
YOU LOVE MEEE NOW DON'T YOU!?!?<br />
<br />
*pulls you back out* <br />
just kidding. <br />
bat man isn't authorized to kill people. <br />
<br />
but i wish i was. <br />
so i could shoot lazors out of my eyes and be all <br />
<br />
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORZ!!!<br />
PEW PEW PEW!<br />
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