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  • Artist Info: A friend would call you <br />
    a retard but a best friend <br />
    would call you one and act like <br />
    one with you while everyone else <br />
    laughs at you.<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    A friend would give you <br />
    an umbrella when it's raining.<br />
    A BEST friend would TAKE your <br />
    umbrella and run down the <br />
    street yelling <br />
    "Run fat kid run!"<br />
    <br />
    A friend would pick you up when <br />
    you fall. A BEST friend would <br />
    pick you up and then push <br />
    you down again.<br />
    <br />
    Dear Friend..........<br />
    <br />
    IF SOMEONE JUMPED U<br />
    I'LL JUMP THEM<br />
    IF SOMEONE ROBS U<br />
    I'LL ROB THEM<br />
    IF SOMEONE HURTS U<br />
    I'LL KNOCK THE CRAP OUT OF THEM<br />
    IF YOUR ON DRUGS<br />
    I'LL MAKE U STOP<br />
    IF U JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE<br />
    I'LL BE ON THE GROUND TO CATCH U<br />
    IF U CRY<br />
    I'LL CRY<br />
    IF U GET KICKED OUT<br />
    I'LL TAKE U IN<br />
    IF YOUR WORLD COMES CRASHING DOWN<br />
    I'LL BE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO U<br />
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    A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?the black man den sat down and the white man walked away put diss on ur page if u hate racism!!!<br />
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    IF YOU ARE A TWILIGHT FAN PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE1. I poured glitter on my BF so he'd be just like Edward!2. Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.3. I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale.4. I stay up at night waiting for Edward to show up.5. Ballet studios give me the chills.6. I've developed a weird habit out of biting people...7. I'm willing to bet against Alice.8. Shiny silver Volvos make me squel like a fan girl.9. When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens.10. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save me.11. I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book.12. I pray for rain so Edward can come out and play.13. I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it comes free with a vampire.14. I threw away all my Harry Potter books so make way for my Twilight ones.15. I went to the doctor the other day... And asked him how Edward was doing.16. I went to the doctor the other day... And called him Carlisle.17. Popsicles are now my favorite treat. Cold, hard, and sweet.18. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed, "Emmett!!!"19. If anyone asks, I'm from Forks.20. Whenever I hear the name Edward, I go... "What?! Where?!"21. Edward heard me thinking of him... And he blushed like a schoolgirl.22. I have a new pickup line... "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!"23. I am addicted to something called herionTWILIGHT!24. I can hear Edward in my head<br />
    <br />
    About 3 things i was absolutely positive.<br />
    First Edward was a vampire,<br />
    <br />
    Second,there was apart of him-<br />
    and i didn't know how dominant<br />
    that part might be-that<br />
    thirsted for my blood.<br />
    <br />
    And third,i was unconditionally<br />
    and irrevocably in love with him<br />
    <br />
    When you can live forever what do you live for?<br />
    <br />
    i dream about being with you forever.<br />
    <br />
    you are my life now<br />
    <br />
    and so the lion fell for the lamb<br />
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    What if i'm not the hero wut if i'm the bad guy<br />
    <br />
    i'm not afraid of you<br />
    <br />
    i just like watching over you<br />
    <br />
    your like my own personal brand of heroine<br />
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    Here I have a little game for u:<br />
    <br />
    Pick the month you were born:<br />
    <br />
    January-------I kicked<br />
    February------I loved<br />
    March--------I karate chopped<br />
    April----------I licked<br />
    May----------I jumped on<br />
    June----------I smelled<br />
    July-----------I did the Macarena With<br />
    August--------I had lunch with<br />
    September----I sang with<br />
    October-------I danced with<br />
    November-----I yelled at<br />
    December-----I ran over<br />
    <br />
    Pick the day (number) you were born on:<br />
    <br />
    1-------a birdbath<br />
    2-------a monster<br />
    3-------a phone<br />
    4-------a fork<br />
    5-------Edward Cullen<br />
    6-------a gangster<br />
    7-------my cell phone<br />
    8-------my dog<br />
    9-------my best friends' boyfriend<br />
    10-------my neighbor<br />
    11-------my science teacher<br />
    12-------a banana<br />
    13-------a fireman<br />
    14-------a stuffed animal<br />
    15-------Chuck Norris<br />
    16-------a pickle<br />
    17-------your mom<br />
    18-------a spoon<br />
    19------ a smurf<br />
    20-------a baseball bat<br />
    21-------a ninja<br />
    22-------a goat<br />
    23-------a noodle<br />
    24-------a squirrel<br />
    25-------a football player<br />
    26-------my sister<br />
    27-------A homeless guy<br />
    28-------an ipod<br />
    29-------a surfer<br />
    30-------a llama<br />
    31-------my brother<br />
    <br />
    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:<br />
    <br />
    White---------because im just that smexy<br />
    Black---------because that's how I roll.<br />
    Pink-----------because I'm crazy.<br />
    Red-----------because the voices told me to.<br />
    Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want<br />
    Green---------because I think I need some serious help.<br />
    Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!<br />
    Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.<br />
    Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars<br />
    Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.<br />
    Brown---------because I can..<br />
    Other----------because I'm a Ninja!<br />
    None----------because I can't control myself!<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    another game!!! <3<br />
    <br />
    The month<br />
    you were born in:<br />
    <br />
    1 - I shot<br />
    2 - I needed<br />
    3 - I ran naked with<br />
    4 - I ran shirtless with<br />
    5 - i am goin 2 b a<br />
    6 - I stabbed<br />
    7 - I banged<br />
    8 -I smoked with<br />
    9 - I slept with<br />
    10 - I cuddled with<br />
    11 - I ate<br />
    12-I killed<br />
    <br />
    Pick the day (number)<br />
    you were born on:<br />
    <br />
    01 - Spongebob<br />
    02 -Paris Hilton<br />
    03 - a ninja turtle<br />
    04 - the kool-aid man<br />
    05 - Edward Cullen<br />
    06 - a homo<br />
    07 - a male stripper<br />
    08 - a jew<br />
    09 - a gangster<br />
    10 - a bag of weed<br />
    11 - a crackhead<br />
    12 - Santa Claus<br />
    13 - a bowl of cereal<br />
    14 - a whore<br />
    15 - a trojan man<br />
    16 - a jelly bean<br />
    17 - a sexy girl<br />
    18 - Barney the dinosaur<br />
    19 - an orange<br />
    20 - a toothbrush<br />
    21 - my lover<br />
    22 - a bisexual<br />
    23 - a banana<br />
    24 - a easter egg<br />
    25 - a jar of honey<br />
    26 - ur grandma<br />
    27 - a french fry<br />
    28 - a homeless guy<br />
    29 - your dealer<br />
    30 - a tooth pick<br />
    31 - my crush<br />
    <br />
    Pick the color of<br />
    the shirt you are wearing::<br />
    <br />
    White - because im sexy as hell<br />
    Black - because I love weed<br />
    Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs<br />
    Red - Becase the lil people told me to<br />
    Blue - because I'm pimp and your jealous<br />
    Polka Dots - because I hate my life<br />
    Purple - because I'm gay<br />
    Pink - Because I'm a Fun drunk<br />
    Other - because I have double D's<br />
    Green - because im a god(dess) in bed<br />
    Orange - because I smoke crack<br />
    Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose<br />
    Brown - because my moma made me<br />
    Shirtless - because I've got abs <br />
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    |..........| Put this on your<br />
    |..........| page if you have<br />
    |.......O| ever pushed a<br />
    |..........| door that said pull.<br />
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    ( '.' ) Copy and paste this Bunny ((I call him Jeff))<br />
    ('')_('') into your profile to help him gain world domination! <br />
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    A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.<br />
    <br />
    Girl: slow down i'm scared.<br />
    Guy: no this is fun.<br />
    Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!<br />
    Guy: then tell me you love me.<br />
    Girl: i love you now slow down.<br />
    Guy: now give me a big hug.<br />
    She gave him a big hug.<br />
    Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.<br />
    <br />
    In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.<br />
    GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page.<br />
    GUYS- If u are man go tell the girl that you adore that you love her.<br />
    if you have a girl/boy you like dont be afraid to tell them you love them
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