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heart hellloo, my name is oni I love to read and love anything funny I also love random pms and comments,and I dislike stupid people heart <br />
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TO DO AT WAL-MART~ <br />
1. Get 24 boxes of condom and randomly put them in <br />
people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the<br />
alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute <br />
intervals.3. Make a trail of tomatojuice on the floor leading <br />
to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her<br />
in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what <br />
happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of <br />
M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign <br />
to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department <br />
and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring <br />
pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk <br />
asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you <br />
people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security <br />
camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While <br />
handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he <br />
knows where the anti - depressants are.11. Dart around the store <br />
suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.<br />
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different <br />
size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse <br />
through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes <br />
over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! <br />
It's those voices again!!"15. Go intoa fitting room and shut the door and<br />
wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in <br />
here!16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle <br />
shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... <br />
Or are planning to do any of these things <br />
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