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    ~~.~....__'--.________________________.--'....~.~~ <br />
    1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. <br />
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    2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. <br />
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    3. <br />
    Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more <br />
    than standing in a garage makes you a car. <br />
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    4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat. <br />
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    5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. <br />
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    6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. <br />
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    7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. <br />
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    8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. <br />
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    9. For every action, there is an equal & opposite government program. <br />
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    10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. <br />
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    11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. <br />
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    12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good. <br />
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    13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. <br />
    (Just remember how <br />
    lucky you were to get a free trip around the sun. <br />
    ) <br />
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    14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. <br />
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    15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. <br />
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    16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. <br />
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    17. <br />
    Middle age is when broadness of the mind & <br />
    narrowness of the waist change places. <br />
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    18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. <br />
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    19. <br />
    Junk is something you've kept for years & <br />
    throw away three weeks before you need it. <br />
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    20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. <br />
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    21. Experience is a wonderful thing. <br />
    It enables you <br />
    to recognize a mistake when you make it again. <br />
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    22. By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends. <br />
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    23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator. <br />
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    24. <br />
    Someone who thinks logically provides <br />
    a nice contrast to the real world. <br />
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    25. <br />
    If you must choose between two evils, <br />
    chose the one that you've never tried before. <br />
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