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  • Artist Info: Hello. Or as I say....<br />
    wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance STOP DROP AND ROLL D8< wahmbulance wahmbulance wahmbulance <br />
    But you know. I wouldn't cause like.....that could cause some panic.....and what not. >>;<br />
    There are a few things that I will tell you to let you in on the secrets of my life. I know you want to know things like, my cellular communications 10 digit number. And my address. And the window in my house in which you can watch me take a shower and do other things *coughmethahemweedchokeacid*. But sadly no. Just a little bit of facts....<br />
    1. I love bananas, (not as a fruit, but as an abstract shape) unicorns, and rainbows. So obviously, I love Charlie the Unicorn.<br />
    2. I'm emo but being emo doesn't mean you cut. (IMPORTANT FACT PEOPLE WHO ASK ME IN THE LUNCH LINE "Are you emo?! " or "CAN I SEE YOUR SCARS?!?!" and then I end up punching them in the face).<br />
    3. I am a brunette. Naturally, I love blonde jokes C; (I have a feeling I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one.)<br />
    4. I am excellent at being a clutz. I have a scar from when I was 4 because I ran into a flying piece of a broken fence, completely unaimed in my direction.<br />
    5. I listen to all types of music except for country. I find it screechy and ewwy. My iPod is like my best friend.<br />
    6. If I am in a bad mood, just don't talk to me. I cheer myself up and if you try to cheer me up, it makes my mood worse.<br />
    7. I am very young. But if I tell you my age, it would be illegal in all 50 states, except for Texas. Because everything is legal in Texas. ;D
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    8. I am horrified of strong winds. So right now, you can imagine that I am shitting my pants because it's like 30 mph winds outside right now. And it makes it so much worse that my windows make the wind sound like a wolf when its a soft breeze. <br />
    9. I love to rape people. I get a thrill from it. And if you can't tell I'm joking right now, GT*F*O my page. Thank you. C:<br />
    10. I can just barely stand it when people type lik they don no how 2 spel thigz so they tyo lik dis. OMFG I don't know how I just survived to type like that. .___.<br />
    Well, there is 10 facts. Now if you have any questions, don't "just ask" like everyone else says. At least say HI dipshits! Gawd! Now gtfo my page. Or check out those nifty pics on the right! biggrin
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