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  • Artist Info: Name: Daneish cookie<br />
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    Date of birth: unknown<br />
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    Location: unknown<br />
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    Blood type: O<br />
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    Occupation: author<br />
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    To the reader:<br />
    Due to the lack of information gathered by the author’s biographer (alas, he cannot jump over the pool of electric eels and the 10 meter high walls), the information presented below comes from notable sightings of the author and from a couple of entrusted spies. <br />
    There is not much available information on the author’s childhood except that she grew up in a small city in the South of the Philippines and that she owned a cat named miming. Much of the author’s personal life is shrouded in mystery. As of now, her whereabouts are unknown. She could probably be fighting the Kraken in the Caribbean, dressing up as Japanese characters, finding her faith, riding narwhals, bathing in moonlight, who knows? The possibilities are endless. According to reliable sources, 2 Norwegian tourists have spotted her catching stars off the coast of the Galapagos Islands. This is the last recorded sighting of the author. According to her cousin’s classmate’s brother’s teacher, she is making plans for her future project of going to Mars.<br />
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    The information presented in this profile was discovered in an abandoned briefcase in a subway station in London. Presented in the siggy is a rare picture of her, this picture was found by 2 archeologists while on a trip to narnia. <br />
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    Warm regards, <br />
    Daneish cookie’s biographer<br />
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