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  • Artist Info: Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.<br />
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    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.<br />
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    Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.<br />
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    If you gave Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare.<br />
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    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.<br />
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    The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.<br />
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    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.<br />
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    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.<br />
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    Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.<br />
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    When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it <br />
    was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.<br />
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    Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.<br />
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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.<br />
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    Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.<br />
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    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.<br />
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    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.<br />
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    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.<br />
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    Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."<br />
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    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.<br />
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    In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.<br />
    *****************About Me************************<br />
    My name is Eric. I joined gaia during March 2009! My birthday is actually 10/03. I accidentally made it the second... My bad... sweatdrop I write a blog about club penguin! Here is the link: http://bibby156.wordpress.com . I love club penguin! As well my user name is Bibby156. I will update my about me page often. Right now I have to go! Bye! smile <br />
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    I HAVE ADOPTED A HUGGABLE MUFFIN!<br />
    flavor: Chuck Norris<br />
    life expectancy: OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!<br />
    randomness: OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!<br />
    huggability: 0.0000000000000000000001<br />
    owner: Mr. L<br />
    you can adopt one too!<br />
    ADOPT ONE!
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