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  • Artist Info: A long, yet not so long time ago, there lived a clown named Miso.<br />
    Apart from her flippant, rather oblivious, and overall clownly demeanor, Miso was troubled, for reasons such as this:<br />
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    -When Miso tried to entertain kids by juggling large, fearsome constrictors, they ended up throwing the nearest food items at her.<br />
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    -The friends and acquaintences Miso made were fair-weathered ones, for their motives were not innocent companionship, but rather a chance to eat her. <br />
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    Yes, eat her. The poor lass.<br />
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    -Unfortunately, her ritual of pouring grape soda over one's head in a gesture of familiarity was not well accepted.<br />
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    So one day, after receiving several cream pies in the face and a large welt on her head from an unenthused guest to whom she offered her common ritual, Miso happened upon an idea.<br />
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    "Indeed, the weather is quite nice today. I think I feel a change drifting upon the breeze. It tells me to disguise myself under a more common, less edible name.<br />
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    Ah yes, I hear it clearly now. I shall henceforth be Gelato! No, no, that's edible... I shall be... Legato Gelato!"<br />
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    And to the relief of all of the hissing bystanders hiding in the bushes, Miso then became what you see today, dear friends. Gelato of Legato.<br />
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    END.
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