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  • Artist Info: WHO?<br />
    Hello, my name is Jesse. I am generally an odd character. I like drawing penises. I tend to do really well in school... if I try. If I don't, I fail. Penises are fun! I especially pawn in math! Penises are fun to draw that is *shifty eyes*. I'm weird. I'm happy-go-lucky! (When I'm not off being not happy-go-lucky) and like to make people happy. If you're happy, I'm happy! Even if it means I have to put your penis... penispenis... I can't help myself! Who am I??? I'm Jesse, and I have a penis! *thumbs up*<br />
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    WHAT?<br />
    What are my interests? I am interested in being happy! In fact this is my motto, "Be Happy"!!! I'm interested in art. I guess I'm sorta good... *thinks of drawings of penises* ANYWAY! Moving on! What... is my penis size? It is small. Be quiet... size doesn't matter... it how... who am I kidding xD? What am I obsessed with? Not penises, that is for sure. I have no sort of... obsession at all for the male genitalia... that's just... no, I don't. <br />
    What does value "D" equal if: 32=(1 3)D?<br />
    32=(1 3)D<br />
    32=4D<br />
    32/4=D<br />
    8=D<br />
    HAHAHAHAHAHA biggrin !!!<br />
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    WHERE?<br />
    I am here now, in my house. My house is in the middle of nowhere. The middle of nowhere is surrounded by the outskirts of nowhere, which is surrounded by somewhere. Then you reach Toronto which REALLY is somewhere. There are lots of people. And no bears there, like there are here. Then around all of this is Canada. We have the US to our bottoms and the Russians on... the other side. It's like some strange sexual... thing. Except it isn't! And then Europe is to the right! And around us all is what we call planet earth. I live there! *points at earth*. I was born in a hospital in the outskirts of nowhere. I guess... that was really the most defining moment in my life... to bad I forget it... but apparently I broke my mother's collar bone! *YES!!!*<br />
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    WHEN?<br />
    I was born on December 2nd, 1993... I was normal then... I think... but not any more... now I'm sliiiiigggghtly different than people. I wonder if I was different from the other babies... :O<br />
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    WHY?<br />
    Why should I continue with this when I am bored of it? Answer: I shouldn't! This is all.<br />
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    I AM JESSE AND I HAVE A HORN!!!<br />
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