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Artist Info:
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Activities:<br />
I like to smell old milk and then tell my family and friends about the experience. I am hoping to write a book about this so the whole world can enjoy.<br />
Interests:<br />
Getting stuck in plastic carrier bags.<br />
Favourite Music:<br />
Anything<br />
Favourite TV Programmes:<br />
a tv show where trisha, jerramy kyle and all the other talk show hosts sit down and we talk about there problems. it should be called sit down and shut up.<br />
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im also waiting for a noddy postman pat spin off.<br />
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-How clean is your house. A.k.a Two nosy fuckers ruining your house.<br />
-Bargin hunt. A.k.a Bargin cunt, two teams go round local red light districts with 300 pounds each the aim is to see how many STDs you pick up the winner is the the one with the most. The winners have to sleep with there experts and then Tim wonnacott.<br />
- Cash in the Attic. A.k.a Gash in the attic. experts Paul Hayes, Jonty Hearnden have to find jenny bond in an attic and try to barging with each other for the chance of sleeping with her<br />
Favourite Films:<br />
Oi get out of my house before i call the police,<br />
i shoved a 20 foot stick up my nose,<br />
my dogs testicals,<br />
WOOLWORTHS the movie,<br />
hey man have you seen my kids,<br />
299.<br />
The lonely life of snails 2 (Jap)<br />
Favourite Books:<br />
The hungry tramp- F R Wholington, My penis has gone back inside- The "new" Pope, Cant you see ABC- Tom Clancey<br />
Favourite Quotations:<br />
Any spare change?, Excuse me have you got the time?, Wow its massive! <br />
About me:<br />
Im 2inches tall and 4ft wide
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