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  • Artist Info: Note: ive decided not to add people i dont know unless you give me a reason<br />
    First thing i'd like to say is...why are you here? O_o<br />
    2nd thing i wanna say is...why aren't you leaving yet?<br />
    oh...and if you're still reading, heres something i found...<br />
    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got<br />
    their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. <br />
    Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look<br />
    towards sky; what you see?' <br />
    The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' <br />
    'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. <br />
    <br />
    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically<br />
    speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. <br />
    Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the<br />
    morning. <br />
    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. <br />
    Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and<br />
    insignificant. So, What does it tell you, Tonto?' <br />
    <br />
    'You dumber than buffalo sh*t. Someone stole tent.' <br />
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