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    Crude humor, tasteless language, <br />
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    Hey fucktards,<br />
    My name is Damien! I'm 27 years old. Wofuckinghoo!<br />
    I like to consider myself a rather nice and friendly person, but I can be a dick if you push me the wrong way. I have a horrid temper (you are warned) and it sadly tends to come out more then I'd like it too. I am also a very jealous person. If you are eying something that is mine please be prepared to have your fucking ass handed to you. I'm normally very rude (warned again), but I shall always give you what you give me, remember that. In simple terms for all the cock knockers out there; I'm a sarcastic asshole with a good side... deal with it! Oh, I'm an attention whore as well (almost forgot). I love being popular and I always want everyone to like me, especially the ladies. If you don't like me though, you can suck it. Short and sweet.
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    User Image Before we go on I'd like to comment about this whole "dating on Gaia" thing. It's just make believe people, don't get too caught up in this crazy Gaian world of ours. My characters aren't really me, don't get confused and mistake fake love for the real thing. Since some of you do get confused I just wanted to clear that up. Also, I do not take online relationships that seriously. The only reason I have a Gaian wife is because she is one of the most amazing women I have ever met, and I just had to be apart of her life in some way. We aren't actually dating outside of the site, but when we are on here, we are the happiest fucking couple you've ever fucking seen and you know you're jealous of what we have.<br />
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    When it comes to my ideals of love, many believe that my ways are unconventional because I have been known to have open relationships where I am with more then one woman at a time. That does NOT mean that I am a whore or that I don't love the incredible women in my life, it simply means that I practice polygamy. I have lived this way for years and I am happy with my lifestyle, please don't judge me for it. It's my choice and the women who love me are the ones living with it, not you. <br />
    At this current point of time only two lovely women hold the key to my heart; my wonderful Gaian wife, Kelly and my adoring fiance in real life, Kiana.<br />
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    As I mentioned above, I am involved with someone in real life. <br />
    My darling fiance, Kiana. She is an incredible women who loves me like no other and knows when I need to be put in my place. It's true, she is fucking crazy (aren't we all), but I love her more than life itself and wouldn't want her any other way. <br />
    I admit, in the past I have claimed "love" and stated "this is the one" but I see now those were just words, just me simply going through the motions. I see that now because of how she makes me feel. I have never felt this way before about anyone and thanks to her, I now know why it was never meant to work with anyone else.<br />
    <3 Well, that's all you need to know since she begged me not to go on and on about her like I normally do. heh<br />
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    Anyway... screw that crap.... let's get back to me! I have a full time job and three children which keep me rather busy. Because of my job and my parental responsibilities, I am normally on rather late at night and tend not to want to role play often, (sleep is nice). Of course, I try to show my Gaian friends as much love as possible, but it isn't always easy... please try to understand.<br />
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    I have a son by the name of Micheal, who be turning twelve in November. I love him very much and would give my life just to see him happy. He may be a bit of a trouble maker, but he's a spitting image of his old man and I couldn't be more proud of him! I also have a daughter who turned nine on February 23. She was five pounds, six ounces at birth, but still beautiful in every way. Her name is Sahara and she's Daddy's Lil' Princess. And, last but not least, my third, born on June 15th, 2010 at seven pounds, nine ounces, my little angel; Saddie Lee.<br />
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    Sadly, all three of my children currently live with their mothers but I do get to see them during most weekends, and I am thankful for all the time I get to spend with them, no matter how short it may be.<br />
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    I gave you all this fucking useless information to give you a inside look of the crazy asshole behind the avatar. Aren't I just soo cool? heh I know, you can't deny it. <br />
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    So, that's pretty much me in a nutshell. If you don't like it you can suck my dick! =]<br />
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    By reading everything I wrote about myself, you wasted a few good minutes of your life that you will never be able to get back. Congrats loser!
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    † So... yeah... do you know this chick lovelydeathgoddess? Well... I think she's the fucking shit! You should do the same because she is! She's just so wonderful and honestly, you wish you were as great as her. She's not only amazingly beautiful but also sweeter then anything with a strong mind that's all her own. She has the best of both worlds and sure does rock mine! I care about her very much. None of you will ever be able to understand the depth of love I hold for this woman. <br />
    And... in case you missed the news flash, she's mine! <br />
    She is my Gaian Wife, my everything. I'm madly in love with her and no one will ever be able to take her place. When everyone else disappears, she is the only one who continues to stand by my side and I am forever thankful for that. She is the only woman with the key to my heart and the only one I love dearly enough to call my wife. <br />
    I don't know what the future holds, but I do know that I will always love her as much as I did that day I asked her to be mine. She's beyond amazing and I will spend the rest of my natural born Gaian life trying to make her happy because when it comes down to it, all I need at the end of every day is to see that beautiful face of hers smiling back at me.<br />
    User Image As of 11/03/06 I rightfully belong to the lovely Kelly. User Image    <br />
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    ♡ Kelly has my heart, now and forever. ♡<br />
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    † -Illyria DeLion- and myself have quite a past but through it all, my feelings for her have never faltered, no matter what I may have said. She's a sweet, beautiful young woman and I only want what is best for her. She is always there for me when I need a shoulder to lean on or an ear to listen and I try my best to do the same for her. I love her with all my heart, no matter what others may believe, she is very dear to me and means the world to me. I'd do anything just to make her smile. I hope she gets everything she deserves out of life and I hope to be there to see it all come together in the end. I love her.<br />
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    † Hitze Sushi was around before many of these other girls and means the world to me! She is the only woman on Gaia that has been able to make Zach, Eric, and Demetrius fall madly (head over heals) in love with her. Bow down to her amazing skills of seduction... NOW!! <br />
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    † Faenaria I didn't forget about you either. Your character is the first woman on Gaia that has been able to catch and tie down the crazy and wild Zach Valdent to marriage. You are a wonderful young woman and you mean a lot to me as well. I will always have a very special place in my heart, just for you. <br />
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    I wear her Promise Ring and she wears mine, now and forever.<br />
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    † I love Shaish very much. She is not only understanding, but also amazing to talk to. I'm thankful to have met her and even more thankful that I have the honor of calling her my friend. She is a beyond talented artist. Some of my favorite work has come from her. <3<br />
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    † _ [Infinite Abyss] _ just rocks, simply put. She's a wonderfully sweet young woman and knows just what to say to make me smile. She's smart, talented and one of my best friends on Gaia. I love her very very much and nothing will ever change that.<br />
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    † <33 Before I forget, just so you know, I loves me some ~oO~Shampoo~Oo~! She is the bestest and you better fucking believe it! I would die for this girl and I mean that! She is not only sweet but incredibly kind as well. You will never meet anyone like her. She is one of my best friends on this site and will always be close to my heart. <33<br />
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    † If I had to take a wild guess, I would guess that N a y` is the sweetest girl in the world. If you want to prove me wrong, I wish you luck.<br />
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    To all the others I might have forgotten, I love you guys too!
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    Also, I do not donate. I believe if you want something you have to work for it. That's what I did and that's what everyone else should do. <br />
    No hand-outs here, sorry losers.<br />
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    Definitions of polygamous: having more than one mate at a time; used of relationships and individuals<br />
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    My Roleplay Characters<br />
    Zach, the wild and careless heart breaker.<br />
    Unable to be tamed and ready to kill anything.     <br />
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    Demetrius, the kind hearted gentleman.<br />
    The one with all the brains and charm, the original lady killer. <br />
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    Together they are the infamous Valdent Twins.<br />
    A pair of brothers not to be reckoned with.    <br />
    To find out more about my characters go to my journal.    <br />
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    Thank you for visiting my profile.<br />
    Fuckyou very much and have a shittastic day!    <br />
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