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    Hey there, guys! Name's Wade. Wade Wilson. Also known as Deadpool, the Merc With A Mouth, that one annoying guy, that one awesome guy... Basically, everybody knows me by one name or another.<br />
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    One thing that everybody wants to know, though, is whether I'm a hero or a villain. And I ask them, "Hey, didn't I kill you already? No? Well, stop asking questions or I'm gonna." Then they get all defensive, and start arguing, and then their head magically comes off. And my sword magically has blood on it that wasn't there a few seconds ago. Funny how that works.<br />
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    Anyway, more about my favorite subject: me. I have a really neat healing factor that the Canadians gave me after taking it from Wolverine (ain't the Canadian healthcare system great?) It's kind of a pain in the ass sometimes, but it's keeping my cancer at bay, so whatever. Also it means I can't die. Like, ever. Well, between that, and a run-in with Thanos, but that's another story.<br />
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    I keep killing people, but they keep coming back to life. I swear I've killed that Peter Parker kid (y'know, Spiderman?) probably a couple thousand times now. Pisses me off whenever I find another one.<br />
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    Anyway, nothing makes me happier than money. Except killing someone. Unless they pay me more money to not kill them. Kinda like this one time when I was paid to kill Remy. He ended up paying me more not to kill him, which was sweet.<br />
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    And recently, SHIELD gave me a $2million contract to kill a bunch of people. Turns out, they're the PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES. How awesome is that? They're trying to blow up the US or whatever, but it'd be bad press of SHIELD started killing 'em, so they hired me on to do it.<br />
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    Anyways, if you wanted to find out more about me, you could just look here, here, here, here, or here.<br />
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    THE PLAYER<br />
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    Name: Jack<br />
    Birthday: September 17, 1987 <br />
    Age: 25<br />
    Location: South Carolina<br />
    Likes: music, driving, video games, reading <br />
    Dislikes: Eh... Take too long to list lol<br />
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    Anything else, ask me.<br />
    Here's my Facebook.
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