Welcome loyal peons, to the page of the BADASS OVERLORD himself. I am SanctusObscurum, formally StrelSulg, and i hate crap people like to post in the commet section. do it, and die. i dont like typing these things either but if i leave the prinnies alone they will just end up slacking off..... again. when will they learn.<br />
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Be kind to your ever so great overlord. eventually you too will die and become a prinny. Standard prinny contracts are 23 hour work days, no holidays, no time off, and annual pay is a a half eaten tuna and two sardines.. Mention a raise around these guys and your rag tag bunch becomes the most well trained group of workers. And yes, i will plunder your castle, princess and all. i need someone to do the dishes. prinnies eventually fall off the stool and explode.<br />
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war on me? bah you and what army? when you fight prinnies, if you hit them too hard, they explode. needless to say, no more army, and mine just keeps coming back too. not to mention the dragons, zombies, warriors and other vassels in my arcane fleet of chaos.<br />
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RESIST AND DIE<br />
