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I'm Matt.<br />
I'm 28.<br />
Thank God, because work is driving me to drink.<br />
I'm a guy.<br />
No, I'm no longer single.<br />
Sorry, Ladies, but I'm head over heels for engaged married to the most amazing, beautiful, brilliant, fun, witty, drop-dead gorgeous and all around perfect girl in the world over.<br />
I'm 6'0".<br />
I'm what most people would call 'Caucasian.'<br />
But I'm pretty well tanned.<br />
I like to joke.<br />
I like to fool around.<br />
But I can be serious if I need to.<br />
I know more bad jokes than your Dad probably does.<br />
I have a job.<br />
I'm no longer a Package Handler. Mind still out of the Gutter. I'm now a Supervisor.<br />
I still work for the United Parcel Service.<br />
I love music.<br />
I listen to everything but Rap.<br />
Rock is my favorite.<br />
I play the drums.<br />
I'm teaching myself to play the keyboard.<br />
I also play the Air Guitar.<br />
I love to read.<br />
I love to write.<br />
I fancy myself an amateur author.<br />
I'm on hiatus from school.<br />
I aspire to be able to support my family.<br />
I live in the land of Sun, Beaches, and Exorbitant Gas Prices.<br />
That's Southern California.<br />
I love the beach.<br />
I love Frisbee.<br />
I love dogs.<br />
I especially loved my Baby Doll. Miss her much, I do.<br />
I have an Aussie.<br />
It's a good thing she's cute.<br />
I really want an Pembroke Welsh Corgi.<br />
I love cats.<br />
I don't have any right now, though.<br />
I happen to love pretty much every animal I've ever come across.<br />
I like sports.<br />
I watch pretty much everything except tennis, basketball, and golf.<br />
I love Baseball.<br />
The Anaheim Angels are the best. Period.<br />
I love to play Baseball.<br />
I'm an awesome First Baseman.<br />
I'm not a bad Left Fielder, either.<br />
I play golf.<br />
I'm not great.<br />
But I'm not bad.<br />
I bowl.<br />
I'm okay on the lanes.<br />
I love to Roleplay.<br />
My favorites tend to lead towards the romantic.<br />
My other favorites are more modern.<br />
Yes, I'm literate.<br />
I like some video games.<br />
I like Batman.<br />
I like Gatorade.<br />
I like Milk.<br />
I drink water a LOT.<br />
I like Dr. Pepper.<br />
I can't stand morons.<br />
I hate people with no personality or sense of humor.<br />
I like to argue, but I know when I've been beat.<br />
I hate people who don't know when they've been beat.<br />
I can't stand people who lack 'Logic.'<br />
I absolutely hate any form of racism, sexism, or prejudice.<br />
Bigots make me sick.<br />
I love webcomics.<br />
My favorites are Sluggy Freelance, Shortpacked!, Questionable Content, Dominic Deegan: Oracle For Hire, Dr. McNinja, and Rob & Elliot, among others.<br />
If I had a superpower, I would totally want Mind Powers like Dr. X. (Though flying would be awesome too)<br />
I don't smoke.<br />
I can't stand the idea.<br />
I won't do drugs.<br />
I can't stand that idea either.<br />
I don't have any piercings, and I never will.<br />
I don't have any tattoos, but I do want a Phoenix soon.<br />
I love food of all kinds.<br />
I eat everything.<br />
I have never met a chef I didn't like.<br />
I love extracurricular activities.<br />
I was on the Soccer Team, Track Team, Golf Team, Bowling Team, Mock Trial, and three different clubs in high school.<br />
I won an award for Outstanding Defense Attorney in Mock Trial.<br />
That's right, I was scum of the Earth: A Defense Attorney.<br />
My Mazda broke. I now drive a beautiful, brand new, blue Nissan Versa. It's my first purchase.<br />
I used to drive a Kia, and before that, a Jeep Wrangler.<br />
When I get enough money saved up, I want to get another Jeep.<br />
I'm a chatterbox.<br />
I tend to ramble.<br />
As long as you're not stupid and/or blatantly ignorant, we'll get along fine.<br />
I like Random PMs.<br />
I like Random Comments.<br />
I like making new friends.<br />
I'm pretty much an open book, so if you want to know anything, just ask.<br />
Oh, and I almost forgot:<br />
I'm Awesome.