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Well let's see... My name is something different but pretty and I shan't type it here. My friends call me Lele (pronounced laylay) so if you're awesome you'll follow suit. I am about 42... Or was it 5? I forget my age *o*. Anime is a beautiful thing along with ALL forms, types, categories, etc. of art particularly writing. Except surrealism (I think it's demonic). My favorite color is blue and I tend to be quite eccentric. I am also extremely eclectic and a tad insane sweatdrop I adore gargantuan words. I'm a bit felonious at times but generally I'm good and sweet like a chocolate drop 4laugh . Confusing and loving people is what I enjoy because it makes me a happy camper heart . I love Baby J (Jesus fellow humans I mean Jesus). If you feel the need to know more of me ask away and I may be obliged to answer... If you're lucky whee rofl <br />
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~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WALMART~~~~~~~~~ <br />
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. <br />
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. <br />
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. <br />
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, <br />
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. <br />
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. <br />
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. <br />
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. <br />
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, <br />
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" <br />
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. <br />
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. <br />
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. <br />
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. <br />
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, <br />
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" <br />
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. <br />
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" <br />
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! <br />
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" <br />
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~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~ <br />
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters. <br />
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.." <br />
#3 razz ut a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!" <br />
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"