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    Quotes: Either Funny or Inspiring
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    Ashley: Smart Cars are ridiculous, when you crash it would be like a lunchbox--and the people who find it would be like LOOK A FREE MEAL<br />
    Jessaca: That's a sick joke!<br />
    Me: True--but once they open up this "lunchbox" they would wonder why does it smell like rotting flesh<br />
    -Conversation about the ridiculousness of smartcars after my b-day party<br />
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    "I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it."<br />
    -Unknown<br />
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    "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."<br />
    -Unknown<br />
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    "Military folk. The only way to solve a problem is by bashing it with a stick." -Neal, Lady Knight<br />
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    "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together... "<br />
    -Oprah Winfrey<br />
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    "His Majesty said with all deliberate speed!"<br />
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    "That's how we're doing it, deliberately."<br />
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    - a messenger and Lord Raoul of Goldenlake; Squire, by Tamora Pierce<br />
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    "Now, if the two of you don't mind, I'm going to bed before one of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled." <br />
    -Hermione, Sorcerer's Stone By JK Rowling<br />
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    A girl is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she lands in hot water. <br />
    -Eleanor Roosevelt<br />
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    Women who behave rarely make history.<br />
    -Eleanor Roosevelt<br />
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    Let me get this straight. You think that your employer, one of the richest men in the world, is spending his nights running around the city beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail him? Good luck.<br />
    -Lucius Fox from 'The Dark Knight'<br />
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    You gotta' love Pokemon, send out your kids out at ten years of age with a party of six Pokemon, and pow you are set to conquer the world and defeat all of the gym leaders....not to mention watch out for Team Rocket. Wow, just who are the geniuses who created this idea<br />
    -Me after playing Pokemon Sapphire<br />
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    A million words would not bring you back, I know because I tried, <br />
    Neither would a million tears, I know because I cried<br />
    -Unknown<br />
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    Love is seeing someone imperfectly, perfectly.<br />
    -Unknown<br />
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    The worst way to love someone is for them to be next to you knowing you can't have them.<br />
    -Unknown<br />
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    The opposite sex is the most dangerous and addictive drug out there, but the high is unlike anything else <br />
    I fell in love with you.<br />
    -Unknown<br />
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    You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel.<br />
    -Unknown<br />
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    When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you, when I first talked to you I was afraid to like you, when I first liked you I was afraid to love you, now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you <br />
    -Unknown<br />
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    ""You should spend more time reading the Good Book and less reading all those novels. What are you going to tell the Lord on Judgment Day when He asks you why you didn't read your bible? Hmm?" <br />
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    I will tell Him that His press agents could have done with a writing lesson or two<br />
    I said. <br />
    To myself." <br />
    -Jennifer Donnelly (A Northern Light) <br />
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    "It's another sin. Worse than all the other ones, which are immediate, violent and hot...It's the eighth deadly sin. The one God left out, Hope." <br />
    -Jennifer Donnelly (A Northern Light) <br />
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    "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." <br />
    -Maya Angelou <br />
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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." <br />
    -Albert Einstein <br />
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    "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." <br />
    -Eleanor Roosevelt <br />
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    Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. <br />
    Life is beauty, admire it. <br />
    Life is a dream, realize it. <br />
    Life is a challenge, meet it. <br />
    Life is a duty, complete it. <br />
    Life is a game, play it. <br />
    Life is a promise, fulfill it. <br />
    Life is sorrow, overcome it. <br />
    Life is a song, sing it. <br />
    Life is a struggle, accept it. <br />
    Life is a tragedy, confront it. <br />
    Life is an adventure, dare it. <br />
    Life is luck, make it. <br />
    Life is too precious, do not destroy it. <br />
    Life is life, fight for it.<br />
    -Mother Teresa<br />
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    " Try, reach, want, and you may fall. But even if you do, you might be okay anyway. <br />
    If you don't try, you save nothing, because you might as well be dead. <br />
    -Ann Brashares (Girls in Pants) <br />
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    "Life is for the living. Don't let the fear of striking out let you from keep you from playing the game." <br />
    -Laurie Halse Anderson <br />
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    "When people don't express themselves, they die one piece at a time."<br />
    -Laurie Halse Anderson<br />
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    "This is where you can find your soul if you dare. Where you can touch that part of you that you've never dared look at before. Do not come here and ask me to show you how to draw a face. Ask me to help you find the wind."<br />
    -Laurie Halse Anderson<br />
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    For everything there is a season,<br />
    And a time for every matter under heaven:<br />
    A time to be born, and a time to die;<br />
    A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;<br />
    A time to kill, and a time to heal;<br />
    A time to break down, and a time to build up;<br />
    A time to weep, and a time to laugh;<br />
    A time to mourn, and a time to dance;<br />
    A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together;<br />
    A time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;<br />
    A time to seek, and a time to lose;<br />
    A time to keep, and a time to throw away;<br />
    A time to tear, and a time to sew;<br />
    A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;<br />
    A time to love, and a time to hate,<br />
    A time for war, and a time for peace.<br />
    Ecclesiastes 3:1-8<br />
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