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  • Artist Info: Ummm... Here's my self portrait.<br />
    : )<br />
    It's not all that good, but...<br />
    : D<br />
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    These images aren't of me, but they do say a lot!!<br />
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    And this is some stuff about me.<br />
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    You wanna rumble in my jungle?<br />
    I'll take you on<br />
    Stampede your rumpa<br />
    And send you home<br />
    you wanna rumble in space?<br />
    I'll turn my lazer on stun<br />
    And on the North Pole<br />
    I'll ice you son. : D<br />
    You want a thrilla in my nilla?<br />
    You'll be killer bee stung --<br />
    You wanna taste the vanilla?<br />
    Better watch your tongue! <br />
    Casue I'll hammer your toe<br />
    Like a pediatritian<br />
    I'll saw you in half o.o<br />
    Like I'm a magician<br />
    Tear you down<br />
    Like I'm in Demolition<br />
    Count you out<br />
    Like a mathematition =<br />
    I'm so verrry hot that when I rob your mansion<br />
    You don't call the cops you call the fire station <br />
    Cause my flavor's so sweet you'll be zoom zoom zoom<br />
    Don't even get me started on my badda boom booms<br />
    One left<br />
    One right<br />
    That's how I organize 'em ^^<br />
    You know I fill my cups<br />
    No need to super size 'em<br />
    Right now you're prolly thinkin'<br />
    "How'd she get in them jeans??"<br />
    Well I'm gifted<br />
    All natural<br />
    And burstin' the seams.<br />
    Uh huh!<br />
    Konichiwa bitches.<br />
    Uh huh uh huh!<br />
    Konichiwa bitches.<br />
    Don't I look tasty<br />
    Like a French bon bon? :9<br />
    Even more sweeter<br />
    Than a cherry bomb.<br />
    Comin' with the postman<br />
    Like I"m a mail bomb ><<br />
    Comin' in your mouth<br />
    Make you say yum yum ;D<br />
    Ring the gong gong<br />
    Bring the sumos on domokun <br />
    I'mma kick arse<br />
    All the way to Hong Kong<br />
    Make their balls bounce <br />
    Like a game of ping-pong ; )<br />
    Konichiwa Bitches<br />
    From Biejing to Sai Gong<br />
    Got nothing on me<br />
    Cause you know<br />
    You's a bum<br />
    Dom diddi dom<br />
    Diddi diddi dom dom<br />
    Check the scenario<br />
    I'mma bust your eardrum >D<br />
    And leave your ears ringing<br />
    With the rrringading dong<br />
    Workin' on da mike since the day I was what?<br />
    BORN =)<br />
    Check out my style it's the rock o' what?<br />
    MO o__O?<br />
    Shine is on me like a dog on a what?<br />
    BONE =3<br />
    Fight the power put myself on the throne.<br />
    You know?<br />
    This shit is getting heavy like it weighs a ton<br />
    I will run you down like a marathon<br />
    Take you up good put you in the trunk<br />
    See you next tuesday<br />
    YOU IS A PUNK 8P<br />
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    Alright, that was a song.<br />
    FINE lyrics to a song.<br />
    Called Konichiwa Bitches<br />
    by Robyn.<br />
    It's amazing<br />
    and so incredibly me.<br />
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    She Skips!<br />
    She's Evil!<br />
    She's a Zebra!<br />
    Who is she, you ask? <br />
    Why, It's none other than...<br />
    Skipping Evil Zebra! <br />
    (The Zebra for short.) <br />
    8D <br />
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    Now, let's all skip like Evil Zebras!<br />
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    Naw that THAT is over with, hello.<br />
    I are Jessi.<br />
    I like cheese, muffins, ramen, Naruto, CCS, Sailor Moon, and a bunch of other Manga/anime. <br />
    FANTA IS VITAL TO EXISTENCE<br />
    Especialy Pinapple.<br />
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    I enjoy chatting with my friends on the computer, especially Ironic Rainbow.<br />
    Yah. <br />
    I like drawing but I'm nawt very gewd and stuff. <br />
    My favorite subjects are art, English, and gym.<br />
    I play soccer for a league called Select and I'm okay at that.<br />
    I luffles meh friends because they rawc your uber ugliful sawx. Just playing, I luff your socks, if you're wearing any.<br />
    I like black, blue, green, purple, orange, and navy.<br />
    Yes, I consider navy to be a different color than blue.<br />
    Gawtz a problem?<br />
    I didn't think so.<br />
    I like singing and acting, and I hope to go into a career that involves those someday.<br />
    My backup plan is to be an editor at some major publishing company.<br />
    That would be UBER fun and stuff.<br />
    I love correcting peoples mistakes.<br />
    Don't even ask why, because I don't know.<br />
    I like helping people.<br />
    It's fun.<br />
    I am not emo<br />
    I am not a prep<br />
    I iz just aweshum and stuff.<br />
    And stuff and stuff.<br />
    Some people call me a nerd because I take advanced math and english, but they iz just stupid, so don't listen to the evil kid who lives across the street from me.<br />
    He can go die or something.<br />
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    By the way, labels upset me.<br />
    And you don't want to see me upset.<br />
    Solution?<br />
    DONT LABEL<br />
    KK?<br />
    Tankzoo very much.<br />
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    ANYway, I do not play an instrument.<br />
    I know the basics of piano and guitar, but I'm not very good.<br />
    Small hands.<br />
    XD<br />
    Ohz!<br />
    Maybei I could learn bass!<br />
    That would be a little wierd, becuz meh cousin is learning bass.<br />
    Hmmm.<br />
    What can I say...<br />
    NOTHING that's what.<br />
    FRAWR I"m bored.<br />
    NO offense Bryanna<br />
    If you don't get that then... mah!<br />
    OKAY<br />
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    randomness over<br />
    ...<br />
    just kidding<br />
    I AM me.<br />
    that's not possible.<br />
    I love drawing.<br />
    Check this out:<br />
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    Isn't it pretty?<br />
    I drewed it.<br />
    AND THIS:<br />
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    Yeah... If I think of anything else to tell you, I'll edit this more!<br />
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    Luffles joo all, unless my evil neighbor is reading this, then GO DIE.<br />
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    ~chu~ to everyone but those evil neighbors of mine {they're not cool enough to be mine} 8P<br />
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    <3 Jessi <3<br />
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