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  • Artist Info: OMG ITS CHISTMAS! (almost)<br />
    Rehab is for quitters!<br />
    ii am 14. im a freshamn at stoners joint (err stony point)<br />
    im usually pretty fun to be around unless im really sad. (im fun size!)<br />
    im a huge fan of most things musical. iim not very good at singing but i du it anyway! im a good dancer and actress.<br />
    when i grow up i wanna be a non-renewable resource! <br />
    no actually i wanna be a perforfmer! (no, not on a pole!) and then maybe go to law school and become a lawyer and get rich. and then my kids will be rich too and everyone will be happy! my kids are gonna be sexy too! cz im gonna marry a sexy guy or at least have my kids with a sexy guy. (coff coff affairs are...um...bad! jk jk) and then both halves of them will be sexy! but enough of my obvious future, lets talk about you!<br />
    your most likely eating something<br />
    your probly a loser<br />
    your probly the "odd ball"<br />
    juuuuuuuust kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidding!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
    im sure your ALMOST as beast as me! (always remember the ALMOST)<br />
    buutttttttttttt yeeahh im also a gangsta/pimp/playa/chess club president!<br />
    (i hate chess so that last one will nvr happen)<br />
    OMG! have you ever played the game Cranium? its sooo much fun seriously you get to play with purple play-doh and and and act things out and act like an idioit in front of people you love and cherish! (play with a big crowd of people that wouldnt tell everyone the strange things you did while playing the game) but they probly will and it'll all be ok anyway bcuz everyone did something stupid in the game! anyway omg wouldnt it be soooo amazing if they invented prple ice cream! that would be EPIC!!!!! i love purple things as you probly already guessed.<br />
    purple zebras<br />
    purple pandas<br />
    purple people<br />
    purple hair<br />
    purple skinny jeans(i have those!)<br />
    purple food<br />
    purple underwear<br />
    purple cell phones(have that too and it slides!)<br />
    purple rainbows(ummm....)<br />
    prple gel pens<br />
    purple ball point pens<br />
    purple felt tip pens<br />
    purple sharpies(they smell gud too!)<br />
    purple white out(that would be incredibad!)<br />
    OMFG! speaking of incredibad have you heard that song by The Lonely Island called Incredibad? its about these 3 kids who lose their virginity to an alien to save the aliens planet! bad? no! inredable? no! INCREDIBAD????? YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok thats your new word go tell all your friends that incredibad is YOUR word and YOUR NOT SHARING!!! then try to copyright it and fail miserably bcuz thats the lonely islands word too! and their not sharing it but they kinda are at the same time bcuz they got the song/word published and yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh. omg they also have the song "like a boss" you HAVE GOT TO LISTEN TO IT! LISTEN TO IT NOW! STOP READING AND GO LISTEN TO IT NOW! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?!?!?!? ok go watch it and come back riiiiiiiiiiight now!<br />
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    *jepardy music*<br />
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    wasnt that amazing?!?!?!?!<br />
    now go tell all yur friends to watch it!<br />
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    ok so i have a strange obsession for Charlie the Unicorn bcuz he's sexy and i would totally f*!@ his face! wouldnt you? <br />
    oh...um well maybe thats just me....ahem....<br />
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    well anyway i was thinking about going trick or treating this christmas and was wondering if anyone would like to join me? then on halloween i was gonna go caroling. but i think thats just me. so if you live in central texas you might have someone come to your door nd scream trick or treat. if that odd occasion does happen yoou are looking at me! hehehe but my mommy and daddy pobly wont let me du that so i'll have to wait untill i get a car. so that might happen to you in 2 years. well anyway think ima go now cuz im ungry and my mom ismakin cookies. <br />
    peace! shlom! adios! kanichiwah! or wait....thats not right...well what du you expect im white not yellow! <br />
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