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    Gotta keep reaching for that     rainbow!<br />
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    I KEEP MY FLESH IN MY POCKET!<br />
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    Hey, doncha hate it when you have like, a naughty dream about someone and then you like, see that person in school and it's all awkward 'cause it's like they don't know you dreamt it, but you know you've dreamt it and they're like suddenly hot and attractive even thougb they've never been so before, and you're like suddenly imagining them without their pants on at awkward times and then you're all like confused and have a seething hatred of your subconscious dreaming mind for making you think things like that? <br />
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    ...yea, I hate that, too.<br />
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    For those of you curious as to what I look like well:<br />
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    That's me. I'm a zombie. I eat brains for a living! Tee hee!<br />
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    Random Cutesy Facts:<br />
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    + I have dreamed, ever since I was about three, that I would grow up to be a pirate...my mum even has pictures from when I was that age of me dressed up as one.<br />
    + I collect porno, dirty girlie books, and naughty yaoi manga. <br />
    + I listen to anythang with a good beat, doeasn't matter what genre, as long as it gets me groovin', I'm up for it.<br />
    + Banana bread is my absolute favourite food in the entire world.<br />
    + I'm a self-proclaimed artist. I draw...things.<br />
    + The smell of booze makes me sick to my stomach. <br />
    + The song 'Chasing Cars' by Snow Patrol is unbearably sad and I don't know why.<br />
    + I write porn for my cousin. There's really no tactful way of saying that one.<br />
    + When I'm bored, I occasionally hump inanimate objects. But then again, who doesn't?<br />
    + I've groped more women than men in my lifetime.<br />
    + The only creature that knows all my secrets is my dog.<br />
    + I eat my sausage and scrambled eggs covered with maple syrup.<br />
    + Cellos turn me on.<br />
    + I was in the shower once, and the glass door fell in onto me and I had to be rescued.<br />
    + You can touch my boobies, but only if you ask nicely first.<br />
    + I have seen the movie Gone in Sixty Seconds 50+ times.<br />
    + I decided four years ago I was going to marry Stephen Dorff and bear his children.<br />
    + Occasionally I mute the TV and talk for the people on the shows to make it more interesting.<br />
    + I will do just about anything for chocolate. EN-EE-THING!<br />
    + If I wasn't so afraid of bugs, I'd want to be an exterminator since I have so much fun killing them.<br />
    + My top five movies are: Shawshank Redemption, Brokeback Mountain, Gone in Sixty Seconds, Zoolander, and Gladiator.<br />
    + I could eat Chinese food 7 days a week.<br />
    + I created a religion that worships Leon Kennedy, complete with bible and commandments.<br />
    + I love acting, but since I can't sing I stay away from the drama club.<br />
    + Guys doing the laundry and folding clothes is so hot for some reason.<br />
    + I have absolutely no problem with speeding down the turnpike at 80 next to a semi, but when it comes to parking I turn into a blubbering mess if I get too close to the other car and I demand someone else park for me.<br />
    + Saw, Saw II, and Saw III are the sexiest gory movies I have ever seen. <br />
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    Hmm. That's all for now. <br />
    Now git outta here, or else I'll plunder yer booty! Muah-hahahaa!<br />
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