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  • Artist Info: Hello sluts and man-whores~<br />
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    You could say I'm witty, but that's only half of it. No matter how much you talk to me- I guaran-damn-tee that you will never figure me out. I have no clue why it's so hard, but apparently I'm just a complicated fuck.<br />
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    Caitie is my best friend. There is no replacing her.<br />
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    As I started to list my likes and dislikes... I've noticed something.. I LOT of things tend to rub me the wrong way.<br />
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    Things you shouldn't do<br />
    -Don't pm or comment for gold or items.<br />
    -Don't be retarded, if you're wrong you're wrong. Accept it. I do. Then again I'm not an arrogant asshole about things.<br />
    -Don't use text talk... or be a blatant disgrace to the English language because you think it looks cool.<br />
    -Don't overly use "curse" words just because you want to be a little bad ass.<br />
    -Don't try to be a bad ass, because... If you're trying... You're obviously not.<br />
    -Don't flame any particular group. Especially if you're a scene kid or emo going off about a prep or vice versa. I WILL tear you a new asshole.<br />
    -Don't tell me you think a certain country is weird due to its customs.<br />
    -Don't bad mouth any religion. Yes, I really don't believe in anything. And yes, you Christians, I have read the fucking bible. Literally 17 times. I have reasons to not believe.<br />
    -Don't dislike religion because you think that's cool.<br />
    -Don't talk to me about twilight.<br />
    -Don't shove a bible down my throat. If you do, I will shove it up your ass and a cross down your throat.<br />
    -Don't talk to me about your problems, unless I care for you. Basically that shortens the list to Caitie.<br />
    -Don't bash any type of love<br />
    -Don't be a hypocrite.<br />
    -Don't talk to me unless you can take extreme sarcasm and douche-baggery.<br />
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    Do talk to me if you like/enjoy:<br />
    -videogames<br />
    -movies<br />
    -knives<br />
    -music<br />
    -rice<br />
    -strawberries<br />
    -humor<br />
    -sarcasm<br />
    -wit<br />
    -charm<br />
    -etc etc.<br />
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    MSN: Sake_Skittles_Hard_Liquor@live.com
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