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  • Artist Info: ~~Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?~~<br />
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    "Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson"<br />
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    That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg"<br />
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    To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare<br />
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    "I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry<br />
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    "Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin"<br />
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    And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses<br />
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    "To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong<br />
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    "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here"-George W. Bush<br />
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    "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" <br />
    -Dr. Seuss<br />
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    "In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa<br />
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    "Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld<br />
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    "The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon<br />
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    "This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein<br />
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    "I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders<br />
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    PLS HELP ME<br />
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