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  • Artist Info: To start off my name is CD-Roses named from CD-Rose I am a quester and a noob vender. <br />
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    : Accomplishments :<br />
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    I curently have no accomplishments in my gaia life
    non that I consider accomplishments<br />
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    : Dream accomplishments :<br />
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    I would someday like to own....<br />
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    ~Mini Angel Wings<br />
    ~Mini Nightmare Wings<br />
    ~OMG<br />
    ~AFK<br />
    ~Nitemare scarf<br />
    ~Angelic Scarf<br />
    ~Angelic Sash<br />
    ~Devil Tail<br />
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    : RvB Quotes :<br />
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    Favorite<br />
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    Tucker: [Tucker meets his "baby" for the first time] Uh, what do I do?<br />
    Church: Why are you asking me?<br />
    Tucker: I don't know how to be a dad! This isn't the way I planned it.<br />
    Church: You *planned* this? Tucker, I had no idea...<br />
    Tucker: No, no, I mean I always wanted to have that ideal father-son relationship. You know, where I see him for, like, 8 hours every other week and send checks to someone that I hate.<br />
    Caboose: It's emotional conversations like this that make me miss my mom.<br />
    Church: All right, look, let's leave these two alone. Let 'em do a little bonding.<br />
    Tucker: Hey, don't leave me here with him! What am I supposed to say?<br />
    Caboose: Ask him if he likes baseball!<br />
    Church: It's an alien baby, Caboose.<br />
    Caboose: Ask him if he likes T-ball!<br />
    Church: *Alien*, Caboose. "Alien" was the keyword in that sentence.<br />
    Tucker: Seriously, don't go. I don't even know where to start!<br />
    Church: Tucker, he's part of an alien race whose only purpose seems to be to tell huge, grandiose lies to people so that they can seduce them and then impregnate them! So... let's just start with that. Y'know, common ground.<br />
    Tucker: Yeah, I think I'll just stick to baseball.<br />
    Caboose: Tell him about how his dad got to third base with you!<br />
    Church: CABOOSE!
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    Tucker: [realizes that he has to go on a dangerous mission*] This is so dumb! I'm not doing this!<br />
    Church: Hey, newsflash: you don't have a choice. You're the one that picked up the sword and locked it to yourself!<br />
    Tucker: I know! And I'm so used to picking up things and not *letting* 'em get attached.<br />
    [brief pause*]<br />
    Tucker: I'm talkin' about women.<br />
    Church: I know, yes. I got it.<br />
    Tex: Don't worry, Tucker. We're not sending you alone.<br />
    Tucker: You're coming with me, Tex?<br />
    Tex: Me? Hell no! This is the first thing you wimps have done that actually sounds dangerous!<br />
    Tucker: Well, I'm not going with Church! That guy's a worse fighter than I am!<br />
    Church: Well, you're in luck then, because *I'm* not going either.<br />
    Tucker: What? Then who?<br />
    [he and Caboose quickly look at each other*]<br />
    Tucker: No fucking way! I'm not going with him!<br />
    Caboose: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I hope we meet a cleric along the way! None of us knows how to heal.<br />
    [the Alien speaks*]<br />
    Andy The Bomb: He says he's a healer.<br />
    Caboose: Oh, good.<br />
    Andy The Bomb: [chuckles*] Not really. They *eat* their wounded.<br />
    [chuckles again*]<br />
    Caboose: Just like chiropractors!<br />
    Tucker: This is a joke, right? You're sending Caboose? What's wrong with you?<br />
    Church: What's wrong with me? I saw a chance to get rid of Caboose and I took it! There's nothing wrong with me!<br />
    Caboose: Ok! So, um... Tucker is the fighter, uh... Crunch-bite is the healer... and I am the powerful... and intelligent... wizard... Morphu-max...<br />
    Andy The Bomb: What the hell does that make me?<br />
    Caboose: You're the good-looking and stealthy archer.<br />
    Andy The Bomb: A bow and arrow? I don't have any arms, you freakin' moron!<br />
    Caboose: That is what makes you so stealthy. This is going to be the best party ever.<br />
    Tucker: I'm gonna fuckin' die.
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