• Chapter 2: Breakfast

    Nami and I were in the girl cabin the next morning. "So, Kira, what's your life like?"

    "Well, I get sugar rushes, annoy my friends, annoy Fungus head..."

    "Fungus head?" Nami intereupted.

    I laughed, "Oh, that's what I call Zolo. My cyber buddy, waver-chan, made it up." Nami laughed. "I also play with my dog, obess over Sanji, write fanfics about Sanji, watch Youtube videos about Sanji, read manga, speak Japanese, make people laugh, and read books."

    Nami laughed again, "You love Sanji, don't you?"

    "Sanji-san sukida." I replied. "That means 'I love you, Sanji' in Japanese."

    "Kira-san sukida!" Sanji replied from the doorway. "Domo arigoto, Kira-san. (thank you very much, Kira)" He bowed gracefully.

    I laughed, "Do itashimashite. (you're welcome)"

    "I have breakfast ready and waiting." We all walked to the kitchen table where Sanji had prepared pancakes and sasuage. The rest of the crew were seated.

    "Kira, eat fast! Luffy steals!" Usopp warned as Luffy snatched a pancacke from his plate while inhaling his own.

    Luffy came for mine. I sprayed syrup at him. "Ow, you got it in my eye!" The rubber boy complained as he rubbed at his eyes.

    "Weren't expectin' a counterattack, were ya?" I teased. "Stay away from my food, I have a fork!" Luffy stayed away after that. When we were finished, I was bored. "I wished I had a laptop." I sighed. Suddenly, one appeared! "YAY!"

    Sanji walked over and sat beside me. "What's that?"

    "It's a computer." I had an evil thought. "Sanji, I wanna show you something." I showed him Zolo/Sanji fics.

    "OH MY GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Sanji cried.

    Zolo yelled, "Shaddup!"

    "Zolo, I wanna show you something too." I smiled evilly.

    "HOW THE HELL DOES SOMEONE GET THAT IDEA?! LOVE COOK AND I ARE BOTH BOYS!! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE GOTTA TELL PEOPLE? WE ARE NOT GAY!!" Zolo screamed.

    I just rolled around on deck in laughter.