• Episode 1

    美しい少年勇士水夫月
    Beautiful Boy Warrior Sailor Moon

    Serena nuzzled her transformation brooch and said,
    “I just love my new transformation, don’t you Rini?” “Yeah,” Rini answered.
    A women’s scream is heard! “Transformation time!” both Rini and Serena say in unison. “Moon Comic Dream Action!”
    They transformed into Super Sailor Moon and Super Sailor Mini Moon.
    They run toward the scream, but before they can make their trademark entrances,
    this is heard in male voice: “Stop right there! I am Sailor Moon!” A little boy is also heard, “And I am Sailor Mini Moon!” They both talk together,
    “I will right wrongs and triumph over evil! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!” Tiger’s-eye looks at the boy Sailor Moon and says, “Who are you!”
    The boy Sailor Moon answers, “I just said! I’m Sailor Moon!” “No you’re not!”
    Tiger snapped back. “Sailor Moon’s a girl!”
    The boy sailor moon looks confused and put his hand on his chest and talks,
    “No! I’ve always been a boy! You’re the one who was a girl last time I checked!”
    Tiger’s-eye gets a pop vain and shouts, “What’s that supposed mean!”
    then he calls a remless called Shadow fox “Shadow fox! Get rid of these Pumpkins!”
    Shadow fox looks to him and says “Sure thing boss!”
    The boy Sailor Moon and boy Mini Moon look at each other and nod, “Right!”
    The boy Mini Moon kneels on the ground,
    “Please Pegasus, protector of everyone’s dreams! Twinkle Yell!”
    A pink Pegasus appears and the boy Sailor Moon says, “Moon Gorgeous Meditation!”
    The remless looks at the screen and says, “Stage Out!”
    The shadow on the ground disappears. “All right, who are you?”
    says Sailor Moon to boy Sailor Moon “For the last time, I’m Sailor Moon!”
    Sailor Moon angrily says, “No you’re not! I’m Sailor Moon”
    Mini Moon looks at the boy Mini Moon and says, “Its ok you, can de transform.
    We won’t tell anyone if you don’t.” Both boys say, “Ok.”
    They all de transform into their civilian clothes. The older boy spoke,
    “Let’s try this again: Hi! I’m Kouji and this is Remy” Serena said,
    “Hi, I’m Serena and this is Rini”
    At Reye’s temple, “Wow! He looks a lot like you!” Reye said
    “All right, what were you doing today?” Serena demanded, directing her question at Kouji.
    “I think what Serena is trying to say is what happened this morning?” said Amy.
    He starts talk and a flashback happens –“Well, Remy and I were having ice cream…”
    Kouji and Remy eating ice cream, “When we heard a man scream and started running…”
    they drop the ice cream and start running, “We run past a bench,
    Tiger’s-eye and the man are in site…”
    a female Tiger’s-eye is seen with a man on the dream board.
    Remy comes over the flashback and says, “Tell them about the man with the baby.”
    Kouji replies, “Oh yeah. On the bench was a man with a baby,
    then when we passed it, it was a woman with a baby!”
    A man with a baby becomes a woman with a baby when passed – flash back over
    And Tiger’s-eye was a man, the man was a woman,
    and Tiger kept saying that Sailor Moon was a girl.” “So you’re me from a parallel universe?” Serena asked.“You’re not the first parallel Sailor Moon we’ve met,” Lita said.
    “Yes, there was an evil Sailor Moon named Dark Moon about six months ago,”
    Amy added. Kouji’s communicator goes off, “Yes?” he asked “Kouji, where are you?”
    Kouji gets a pop vain and says, “Konami, that’s strike one!” An upset Konami asks,
    “What’d I do?” “You never say my civilian name without first asking if I’m alone!
    What if you said ‘Sailor Moon, where are you?’ and I’m Kouji … well?”
    Konami is seen in the communicator - he has short blond hair.
    He puts his hand behind his head and nervously laughs “I screwed up.”
    “Lock on to the communicator and teleport here,” Kouji told Konami.
    The female scouts asks, “Who’s Konami?”
    “Oh, well I guess he’d be a male version a Mina here,” he answered.
    “A male Mina?” Everyone thinks of the odd probability.
    Mina puts her hand behind her head and nervously laughs
    kouji looks at her and says “most definitely!”
    Outside Reye’s temple, the others teleport there.When they get there,
    Kouji introduces them: “This is Ray.”
    A man with short black hair moves his hand and says, “Yo!” “This is Philip.”
    A man with short blue hair smiles, “Nice to meet you.” “This is Konami.”
    Konami looks at Mina, smiles, and gives her a playful wink. Mina blushes
    "And this is Makoto.” Grandpa Hino comes out and says, “So! You finally got some boys!” Ray looks at him and his eyes start to water. Konami says “Oh-no, he’s going break up.”
    Ray runs over and picks Grandpa Hino up and starts spinning around,
    “Grandpa! You’re alive! I’m so glad to see you!”
    Through the rip, the Amazon Trio is at the bar. A female Tiger’s-eye says,
    “This is terrible!” A female Hawk’s-eye,
    “Yeah, we haven’t caught Pegasus and Fish’s looks haven’t got any better.”
    “Oh yeah, well at least I don’t hit on thirty year old men!” Fish retorted.
    “Wait! I’ve got it!” Tiger said. “Well whatever it is, don’t give it to me!”Fish jokingly said.
    “Not an illness! An idea!” Tiger said back. “An idea, huh?” Hawk asked.
    “Yeah, bear with drawings…” she starts to draw in crayon. “What are you, 3?”
    Fish asked. “Shut up! Anyway we attack some Joe Schmo
    and when the Pumpkins show up we attack them! One of them is bound to have Pegasus.” The Amazon Trio is at the park. A man is walking and Tiger asks,
    “Can you tell me the time?” “Why sure it’s…” Before he can finish, Tiger says,
    “Time’s up! 1! 2! 3!” and they wait… and wait… and wait
    “They’re usually here by now! Should we wait some more?”
    Freeze frame Amazon trio