• "Izzy-chan!" the cute little voice called.

    Izusu was in her room, loooking at a shonen jump magazine.

    "Yes, Tobi-kun?"

    He caught his breath and smiled, moving his mask to the side of his face.
    He'd only reveal his face to Izusu, hence them being boyfriend and girlfriend.

    "Its Christmas Eve! Tobi wants to ask the others what christmas really is about! Will Izzy-chan come?" Tobi asked in his usual cheerful third-person voice.

    Izusu smiled and sat up. "Sure, Tobi-kun," she replied, putting her shoes on.
    "but will Senpai-"

    "Oh, Senpai wil be fine! Come on!"

    xxxxxxx xxxxxxx

    "GO. AWAY, HMM...." the groan came from the dark recesses of Deidara's room as the two opened the door slowly.

    "Aw, come on, Senpai. What do you think Christmas is all about?" Tobi asked.

    Deidara sat up from under the covers of this bed, his golden blonde hair in his face, uncombed and down from a ponytail.

    ".....it's nothing but snow, hmm....."Deidara muttered. "...and the cold makes me sleepy...."

    "So you find it to be a time to get beauty sleep?" Izusu giggled.

    "Oh shut up, Izzy, hmm!" Deidara hissed, putting his pillow over his head."....I'm going to hibernate now, so go away....please, hmm...."

    Wow, Deidara said Please to Tobi. He must be warming up into the Christmas spirit!!! ^_^

    Later...

    "I don't celebrate f***ing Christmas...." Hidan muttered.

    "Why?" Tobi asked pittifully.

    "Its a sin!!" Hidan growled, slamming the door in the two's faces.

    "oooo....he's a Jashinist, 'member, Tobi-kun?" Izusu said. Tobi nodded slowly.

    "I still don't get it...." Tobi thought. " C'mon lets ask Itachi-sama!"

    Later....

    "......what?" Itachi said slowly.

    "Christmas! Whats it mean to you?" Tobi asked. Izusu nodded.

    "....It brings back memories of my gay little brother...." Itachi shuddered.

    "Gay Sauce?" Izusu asked.

    Itachi nodded. " He got a teddy bear for Christmas...and then he...."
    his voice trailed off. Supposedly the next few words would scar the two young ones for life.

    "...did what?" Tobi asked, tipping his head in confusion.

    "....nothing....just things rated R...." Itachi mumbled, walking back into his room.

    The two went all around Akatsuki asking what they thought Christmas was all about, and got strange answers...like what, you ask?

    ....use your imagination.....

    "Izzy-chan," Tobi asked. "what is Christmas to you?"

    Izusu looked at him and smiled. "Its when I cam spend time with you, Tobi-kun."

    "R-really?" Tobi grinned, blushed a bit too.

    "Yep! You're so cute and will always be my best friend!" Izusu said, hugging him. He hugged back and they walked back to Izusu's room.

    .....Don't get any nasty ideas, people! Tobi just ate pocky in her room while she read, then they fell asleep on her bed then spazzed out about Christmas presents the next day!



    ~Merry Christmas everyone~
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