• So tape man was like omg i just hit on a friggin lez u know i don't see what i thought anyway u ugly!Really thinking-(damn stupid lez soooo hott too crying .) (Then again she is ugly, i mean she is the chick with those friggin ugly buns like wtf is up with that?) So he decides to punch her she breaks through the glass but the space sucks them both right in! This time sending tape man to the moon!He was thinking where the space ship he was on went like to what planet! then he remembered soooo happy he remembered he was dancing!He usually doesn't remember thinking about where they went he realized they went to mars!Then he stopped dancing he was sooooo sad! But he seen a ship he said 0mG!He walks over to the ship............notices it's a Russian ship he flips out! But he flips out sooo frggin much it sent him to earth but the Russians came with him! He started running and screaming saying the russians r coming everyone run! But he just thought wait im tape man! Or this time a should act like Glen Beck! He walked over there and talks about the news and all that junk right?Well it's soooo stupid they can't understand they don't have a translater! So after those hr.s trying to bore them it didn't work! They were sooooo confused like how they got here and wtf is that guy saying they realised they r in america! First they run out in a city and start shooting like thier grand ma after she ate rotten beans! So tape man flys up in the air and so do the russians first they climbed a building but they forgot they can't fly! dun dun dun dun!makes voice deeper dun dun dun duuun!so while they r on the ground tape man with incredible speed tackles them through a building!Then punches them back to the alice! then beats the crude out of them in space! he 10 blows to the head the other guy is coming up from behiond and trys punching but tape man ducks the russian hit his friend then tape man spins with both legs out tripping both of them!the third one trys tackling him but tape man does a flip bckward then another foward and hits him in the head! he sighs how the frig did they even go to the moon with no space suit wtf? After tape man was soooo confused he accidently teleported to mars! he was dancing cause the space ship was there! then he cried cause it started to take off! He was left alone on mars with no food! no cameras to put on the tv news junk! With tears dipping down from his face he puches the same spot a whole bunch of times till there is a big impact then he takes dirt and curves it over the crater not the whole thing tho...then he goes under it and falls asleep!




    The end! best story ever! o all of these are real thats why he isn;t on the tv much duh!