Naruto: *hideing in the closet* Dear diary, it’s been 258+ days of hell. Trapped inside the warped mind of teenagers. Iv’e finally maged to hide but…
Codie: *wrentches open door* THERE YOU ARE NARUTO! GET YOUR ORANGE a** OUT HERE!
Naruto: No! Wait! I DON’T WANT PART I…
Codie: I DON’T GIVE A RATS a** WHAT YOU WANT! YOU OPION DOSEN’T MATTER!
Codie: *tosses Naruto out of the closet* HMP! Try hideing from me again why don’t ya? (go ahead I dare you)
Saskue: *smirk* So it seems Naruto has finally “come out of the closet”
Naruto; -.-‘ No s**t.
Codie&Saskue: *face palm* ~*inner thoughts*~ How stupid is he?..
Codie: I think what Saskue ment was….
~*sounds of wood splintering.. front door bust open flooding with polic officers*~
PF: HALT ALL ACTIVITES!
Codie,Naruto and Saskue: O_O WHAAAAAA!?
PF: WE BELIVE THERE TO BE SUSPIOUS ACTIVITIES GOING ON IN THIS FACILITY. WE MUST ASK YOU TO LEAVE!
Light: Kidas not here….
Naruto: Who the hell?
Light: I’ll stay here though just incase he comes.
PF: Okay Boss! *leaves*
Naruto: Okay! Somebody explain what the hell that was all about?!
Saskue: And who is this Kida guy?
Light: Me IM Kida!
Naruto: I thought your name was Light…
Light: It is but..
Saskue: Then why did you say your name was Kida?
Codie: Because! He’sBoth!
Light: GO DAM IT LET ME TALK BEFORE I TAKE CONTROL WITH MY HANDY-DANDY NOTEBOOK!
Light: WHAT? YOU FOOLS THINK THIS IS A JOKE?! I---
Naruto: A Notebook he says! A Notebook!
Saskue: What? Ya ganna give us papercuts?
Codie: (im hungry… where’s house service?)
Naruto: Lemme see that. *takes notebook*
Light&Codie: No Naruto!
Naruto: Death Note? Death Note my a** all I see is a bunch of names an--- HOLY s**t! WHAT IS THAT?
Naruto: O_O’’ You guys! Can’t you see that…that…THING?
Saskue: -_- Stupid and dillousional.
Light: Codie can I kill him now?
Codie: Not yet Light. Not yet.
Saskue: …. Why must I be involved?
Codie: SHUT UP AND GO TO YOUR EMO CONOR!
Codie: Rember Saskue you will NEVER be one of us. You will NEVER be the black ranger.
Shuichi: YUUUUKKKIII! YUKI WHERE’D YOU GO? YUKI! Have you guys seen Yuki? OOHMIGWOD! WHAT IF HE’S CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME HILTON BROD?!
Codie: (spaz much?) Nope haven’t seen him.
~*Meanwhile in the Emo Conor*~
Saskue: Why.. why can’t I be the black ranger . I SHOULD JUST END ME LIFE RIGHT NOW! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!
Yuki: Hey can I join you?
Saskue: Eh? Why? Who Are You?
Yuki: Should it really matter who I am?
Saskue: Guess not. But still dosen’t give me a reason why I should share my emo conor.
Yuki: So I can hide from that idiot boyfriend of mine.
Saskue: O_O’ (boyfriend?)
~* Back to … not the emo conor?*~
Shuichi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YUKI! You guys gatta help me find Yuki! He may seem like a tough guy on the outside but on the inside he’s just as soft as a melted choclate bar! Ooooh one which I could totaly gobble up ;D
Yuki: HEY! Who the hell are you calling a melted chocalte bar?
Shuichi: YUKI! *tackles Yuki*
Codie: -sigh- Mr.Yuki you might as well just give it up. LOVE CONQURES ALL IN THE END! Face It.
Yuki: -_- ******** You. Come on “Holy Hole”
Light: *hides in closet* hehehe …. Ryuk tell me is everyone gone?
Ryuk: Why would you want to know?
Light: *pulls out notebook* I plan on using “it”
Ryuk: Oh… plan on killing anyone?... Kill Naruto he’s an a**.
Light: Not kill *evil smirk*
Ryuk: Oh great… this crap again… I’m leaveing (I want my god dam apples) I’m going to find an apple tree (APPLES!) ^.^ *disaperas*
Light: *writes in secret sex book* Saskue… come to me … LOVE ME!
Saskue: Im here sexy.
Light: What the hell took you so long?
Saskue: I was in the shower
Light: Oh (dumb a** … just sex me dam it!!)
Saskue: (no really I raped Yuki) ^_^ ok… sexy get ready *sexes Light* O.O
Light: ok… get the hell off me!
Saskue: Im waaayy over here Light my darling.
Yuki: -^.^- Very entertaining.
Shuichi: Oh.. (damn this is so very sexy… do horney) *evil smile* oh Yuki!
Yuki: Oh god no!!
Shuichi: *Rapes Yuki in clostet*
~*Meanwhile in the bathroom*~
Codie: Oh God! s**t! s**t! WTF! >_< … Holy hell why won’t it come out!?!! Oh God! s**t! s**t!
~*Back to the closet*~
Light: Oh wow I only wanted Saskue but I got 2 more^.^. I guess it’s a quality pack sex one get 2 free.
Yuki: O.o’’ Let me go ..
Saskue: Wow! What a party so much fun.
Naruto: *comes in closet* Oh Porno!! *starts jacking off*
Light: Dammit Naruto! Get the hell out!
Shuichi: Nobody wants you here!
Naruto: You people are mean! And im telling my mommy! *Runs away*
~*Still in bathroom*~
Codie: Holy s**t! s**t! I’m going to die hereon this dammen toilet! F**K!
(Saskue wakes up naked in the closet next to Yuki and Shuichi)
Saskue: *screams like a girl* What the hell happened!!
Shuichi: Can you STFU?! Im trying to materbate here!
Saskue: *Runs out* Ahhhh!!! What the hell did I do last night?!
Light: ~Doom De Doom Doom~ Yummy waffles are good!
Saskue: O.O are-are those waffles?
Saskue: What kind?
Light: Choclate Chip!
Saskue: And where did you get them?
Light: I found some in the freezer I got the lat 4 aren’t I lucky?!
Saskue: You ate MY god damn waffles you no good son of a b***h! I’m ganna kill you!!
Light: (not if I kill you first dumbass) hehehe
Sasksue: Well at least I still have my apples.
Light: Actully there all gone.
Ryuk: (yum) Apples! Apples! Need more apples! I NEEDDDD IIIITTT! Can’t stay without them!! * Goes Crazy* AHHHH! APPLES!
Light: Okay.. that was weird.
Sasksue: Who the hell are you talking to?
Light: no one… (b***h) a** ********!.. *walks away*
~*Still In Bathroom*~
Codie: ********! ********! Hellllll ******** NO!! Oh god… oh …. Oh
Pikachu: Pika… (b***h a** women)
Codie: O.o I did NOT just crap you out!
Pikachu: Pi (of corse you ******** did what a dooshbag)
Codie: I’ll call you Fluffy!
Pikachu: (oh hell no! my name ain’t Fluffy it’s Pikachu)
Codie: Let’s get you clean.
Pikachu: (good) chu – pika chu (you better get this s**t off me)
Yuki: Soo hungry.
Shuichi: Let’s go eat then!
Yuki: *Runs out naked*
Codie: Hey everybody! … why is everyone naked?
Saskue: s**t! I’m naked *Runs away*
Shuichi: Im naked? Cool!
Light: -_- Weirdo
Codie: … ANYWAYS! Look what I crapped out!
Yuki: It’s so cute
Shuichi: You crapped that out? I want one!!
Codie: Well it’s mine! *Runs away!*
Naruto: What’s her problem?
Yuki: Where’d you go lat night?
Naruto: Over to Luna’s house … she’s such a b***h.
Light: Why you dissing Luna?
Naruto: She knows what she did *evil stare*
Random Person: *comes through the window* Dundundun! *leaves*
Pikachu: *Runs away* (freedom!)
Naruto: Rat!! *blows Pikachu’s brains off*
Codie: NOOO! You killed Pickachu! You killed my favorite toy-er friend.
Naruto: Don’t worry I took care of the problem!
Codie: No.. Pikachu … you were the best friend that I did ever crap out I love you … even though we’ve only met 2 minuets ago .
Yuki: Wow what is that?
Shuichi: I believe it’s a dead rat.
Yuki: Think I could eat it?
Shuichi: NO! You’ll get sick and die and I don’t want to lose you .. I mean be alone for the rest of my life!
Yuki: Just a bite..
Yuki: A Taste?
Shuichi: No means ******** NO! Now let’s go before I rape you again!
Yuki: Yes sir “holy hole” *leaves*
Naruto: Can I have it?
Codie: NO! … Now let’s go give him a proper funeral.
~*Later That Evening*~
Codie: I miss Pikachu..
Light: Get over it
Codie: He was such a good rat … *screams* I’ll NEVER FORGET YOU!
Naruto: Lookie what I have *smiles*.
Codie: Elmo!! Gimmie Elmo!
Naruto: ******** no b***h! Elmo’s mine!
Codie: *Evil glare* I SAID gimmie Elmo.
Naruto: No!! *Runs away* mine!
Codie: Dam it! *tackles Naruto* It’s mine! Give me NOW!
Naruto: Noooo! Let me go! I love Elmo!
Codie: I Love him more!
Naruto: I had sex with Elmo! So he’s mine!
Codie: So did I! Now give him to me!
Ritsuka: Stop it you two … can’t we all just get along?
Naruto: Get along my a**!
Codie: Give me Elmo!
Ritsuka: STOP! I have a solution!
Light: Wild Party! With lot’s of naked women dancing on everone!
Codie: No! I want Elmo!
Yuki: Ok! Wild party but no naked people please … I don’t want to speand another night in the closet.
Codie: *steals Elmo* Weeeeee! Elmo!
Naruto: -^.^- Party!
To Be Continued..
- Title: Parody Of Randomness Part One.
- Artist: LittlePervert
But Basicly It's A Warped World Of Me And A Friend Of Mine Where We Have Various Anime .We Write Out What They Might Possibbly Do Behind The Scenes.
In Realality We Have A Total Of 78 Pages Of This So I Will Be Relesing It Every 10 Pages Or So.
Charters So Far:
Naruto And Saskue - Naruto
Light - Death Note
Ryuke - Death Note
Shuichi - Gravitation
Yuki - Gravitation
Pickachu - Pokemon
Codie - Me!
If You Don't Know Some Of The Charters Don't Worrie You Will.
- Date: 02/21/2009
- Tags: parody randomness part anime naruto