• Ok so a 46 year old guy walks into a plastic surgen place and gets a face lift
    then asks a docter how old he looks "33" said the doctor
    that made the man feel better the man smiled and walked to the bucther shop and asked the butcher how old he looks "26" that made the man feel even better he told him his real age and walked out
    on his way home he asks an old lady how old he looks she said "my vision is fadeing away but i can tell if i put my hands down ur pants for about 15 or uh maybe 20 minutes" "oh what the heck......"
    15 mins later...
    46! said the old lady
    wow howd u know???
    i was behind u at the butcher shop

    FIN


    What a perverted old lady
    lmao
    xd xd