• Mark: Well, old bean, have a good weekend?
    Luke: Certainly did, old chap. Spiffing.
    John: Yes, indeed.
    Mark: I say, fellows, has anyone seen the new girl, Holly Waters?
    John: New girl? Why would we want more girls?
    Luke: Oh dear, here she comes. (a girl in a very short skirt and tight top walks past)
    Holly: Hello, boys.
    L/J/M: Good day to you!
    Luke: I say!
    Mark: quite! (John still has his eyes focused on the audience)
    Luke: John?
    Mark: John! (slaps)
    John: (strong cockney accent) Cor Blimey! You see the size of them honkers?
    Mark: Snap out of it John!
    John: Sorry, lads, don't know what came over me.
    Holly: Dropped my book. (She bends over to pick it up, the boys mouths fall open) Um... are you okay?
    Mark: Nyada
    John: Frngha
    Luke: Boobies. (the headmaster walks along and sees the boys staring at Holly)
    HM: Boys! Straighten p at once! Stop ogling! You must never stare at girls like that!
    Holly: Oops, shoe lace is untied (she bends over to tie it)
    HM: Yadafrnkmhm. (Holly leaves) Alright lads, make a deal, we tell nobody about our behaviour and we all get twenty quid.
    Mark: I'm in
    John: Indubitably.
    Luke: Boobies (all turn to stare at Luke)