• ch1 The Begining

    On the planet of Po Po, next to one of the planets greatest stip malls, young Ryan Mc'Kay Lumber was praticing his balarina skills for his mommy.Suddenly out of no where came a guy with a flag poll. He called his possies and they beat the living crap out of Ryan until his left arm fell off.He shoved a fliger wiger in to stop the blue blood from flowing. He ran to his orange which was three stories tall, and went to the kitchen. He ripped out the fliger wiger which was bitting his blood vessel, he shoved in 3 forks, and then attached a spoon to the forks with some gum, and took the stock of a shot gun of and put it in his left arm whakalakachokachik. Then he relized somthing, he was a cyborg.....

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