• Mother doesn't want a dog.
    Mother says the smell,
    And the never sit when you say sit,
    Or even when you yell.

    And when you home late at night
    And there's ice and snow,
    You have to go back out because
    The dumb dog has to go.

    Mother doesn't want a dog.
    She says they shed,
    And they always let in the stangers,
    And bark at friends instead,
    And do disgraceful things on the rugs-
    And track mud on the floor,
    And flop upon your bed at night
    And snore their doggy snore.

    Mother doesn't want a dog.
    She's making a mistake.
    Because,more than a dog i think
    She will not want this snake!