• Chapter 3: MCR CONSERT, I find out a vampir secret
    Woop-de-flipping-doo.



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    "Hey b*tch wat r u doin home." midnite asked.
    "u hav 2 promise not 2 say nething..." i sed nervly n midnite laffed n sed "hu wuld i say somthing 2, we r loners remeber?' "o yea" i sed

    She forgot she was a loner? She must have short term memory loss. And I thought Midnight was already there. Rmember? She was giving Jasper a hug.

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    and told her evrythin dat hapened. she gosped wen i told her abot edword kissing me. "SO WATE" she scremed "R U GUYZ IN LUV NOW OR WHUT?"

    NO! They are not in love, they've only known each other for a day.

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    "ya were goin 2 homecuming 2getha." i showd her my blakk dress wif lace n leather n my spiky black shoez. "edword sed he liks dese."

    How can he like them if he's never seen them?

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    we laffed happy 2gether n danced arond da house. we were so happi 4 me. i sang tenagerz by mcr. den

    Yay! Happy spaz!

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    . ... DA DOOR NOCKED!

    OMFG!

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    "TWIL WERE R U. sum1 asked frum outside. i went 2 da door n it was alison. i scremed. IF U F*KKING TRI 2 SUKK MI BLOOD AGEN ILL GET ED i told her.

    Get Ed? How? She doesn't have a phone number or anything.

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    she bast in2 tearz. midnite quikly jumoed up 2 defend me but i told her to go awey bcuz i culd handle alis.

    Strange when you consider the fact that you couldn't handle her before.

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    "ok y did u c** here." i sed.

    That's what she said.

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    alisenz blody tears dint scare me. i new she had enuf blood 2 last cuz of wen she attaked alison. "i felt sooo bad 4 tring to drink ur blood" she histericly cry. "i wnted 2 alopogize wif a present."

    Aw. Isn't that nice? Alice/Allison is trying to get her to forgive her.

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    "All i wnat in dis world is edword, n i hav him so noting u can giv me matterz." i shucffed at her.

    Oh, what a disappointment :[.

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    But den ... she held up 2 TIKKETS 2 A MCR CONSERT!

    Shallow brat. She sees anything with MCR on it and ALL IS FORGIVEN!

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    "OMFGGGGG!!!111" i was static.

    Run for your lives, the Mary-Sue has become electricity!

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    i grabed dem from her n gave 1 2 midnite. "actully" alison wimpered "1 was suposed 2 be 4 me. so we cold go 2getha" "But i wanted 2 go wif ed" i shoted.

    Then why did you give a ticket to Midnight?

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    i imagned his beutiful face wif his blakk eyliner n blakk lipstik. n his smexi bodi. OK alison sed. "we can jus tak mi hole family. esmet realli luvs mcr 2"

    So she somehow magically created tickets to the MCR concert and gave them all to her family. Somehow I doubt that...

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    so we went to da consert n ed n i had innercoarse on da way. evry1 tought we wer so cute.

    Wtf is wrong with this girl's head?!?

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    "THIS NITE WALK DA DEAD" scremed gerad way. den... EVENIEZENCE KAME ON!!! dey sand a duet wif mcr. den dey sang sum more stuff.

    She's so descriptive. "Then they sang some stuff." Such talent, such wonder!

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    emet had an ejaxclamation in da audience n sudenly HE TURNED IN2 A BAT. "OH SH*TTTTT NOOOO" EDWard sighed. "dis is bad too twola, dis is realli bad." all dis bad stuf kept hapening wile i was wif dem. vampirs turn int2 batz wen dey r realli exited n evry1 wuld no his secret but no1 cared cuz dey wer all gothz. gerad lookd at him from da stage n he jumpd down thru da crowd n came over 2 us.

    Sure, nobody cares about a possibly rabid nocturnal animal flying right near them.

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    "Hey r u a bat."

    No. I'm a cheezepuff.

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    he sed in his f*kking killer voce. i CREAMED

    The sponge cake crapped herself again.

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    so loud bcuz i luvvv gerad wif all my lyfe.

    I thought you loved Edward, though...

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    his makueup waz runing bcuz he waz cring cuz dey sang helen (a/n dat song is abot his grandpa hu dyed RIP GERARDS GRANPA)

    Poor Gerad's grandpa. Weather he's looking down or up at us, I'm sure he's sad because his grandson was used in this terrible fanfic sad

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    but he glarced at emset n tuched his wings n he turned bak.

    Duh, all celebrities have magic powers. How do you think Miley Cyrus became so famous?

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    gerad went home wif da cullenz bcuz he nd emet becam bfs. cuz dey fell in luv. i was sooo jealous but ed got angy n i told him i luv him so it waz ok.

    So she'd leave her husband for a guy from a band?

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    WE ALL WENT HOM N I GOT GERARDS AUTOGRAF.

    I'm bursting with joy -_-.